Dale In Dell Hell II (Sequel Better Than Original)

I’m at work and just wanted to let everyone know that my home internet connection, from which chiff & fipple affairs are managed, has suffered a catastrophic failure of the Chiff & Fipple Cray Supercomputer and Related Server Farms. This appears to be a Windows XP problem which I am going to try to solve with a “clean” installation of XP. This requires backup about 9 terrabytes of information, enough to cause a brown-out in the Southeastern USA. So, I will be offline and more or less unable to respond to email for awhile.

Dale

The plan is operational, and Macs will soon rule the world!

I HEAR youuuuuuuuu, brother!

True enough… but before this happens, Dale is likely to slap you in the face with a big sea-trout, just for mentioning the other standard.

DingWows XP is a WMD, but no-one dares a preventive strike, eventhough the Tomahawks are built next door… :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m all for it, Mamakash the parrot. I’m all for it…

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One of the best things about letting people know you are having trouble with a Windows machine is the 48 emails you get that read “Get a MAC!”.

Having said that, I think that my next computer may well be a Mac.

I’ve never seen a Mac. They’re computer things, right?

It depends. Most are pooters, but some–known as Mac Hoovers–are vacuum cleaning whistles.

dale, for security reasons, i think you should stay aboard the royal yacht during this transitional period. dale force is grounded with windows until further notice :astonished:

just over the mountain ( i think ) from you , tansy

Imacs are little bubble shaped mutant computers that leave PC laughing . . . and then leave them in the dust.

Power Macs are a little more normal shaped, but funky colored. They look a bit like toys, but appearances can be deceiving.

They are toys for the adults. Whoooooo!

Macs: Recorders of The Computer World :smiley:

Why not?
Macs are more powerful = recorders are cromatic
lots more options = lots more holes
you can do more stuff with them
they can be gotten in cheap ugly plastic or they can be gotten in pretty materials (both of those would be the Imacs, it all depends on your point of view)
It all works out, if I was thinking harder I could probably come up with more well thought out reasons though

I remember some discussion about people who can drive a car over their whistles and not damage them. I once saw a rcordr shatter into pieces by being dropped. A Mac will crash at every opportunity. My high school yearbook class used Mcs, and every single one crashed at least once per class. Case 2: I logged on to a Mc in the lab at school, because all the PCs were taken (wonder why..) and it gave 6 (count 'em) error messages in the process of logging on. Then it crashed.

Dale, your site is too good to trust it to a M*c. Please don’t “switch”

—antstastegood—

That is the sort of propaganda Bill Gates and DELL like to spread around :smiley:
1-If once it was true that Macs were a bit temperamental, they are MUCH more stable today.
2-Any time my Macs crashed (old or new), I was able to handle the problem myself. At work, where I have to use a Windows machine, any issue, however small, requires the help of a “Systems Engineer” (Your Company Computer Guy). I think it is a conspiracy by the makers of Windows and Windows PCs to keep users in the dark and in submission.
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3-Finally, a high school lab is hardly the place to judge ANY computer’s reliability, as they are constantly tinkered with by lovely mopheads.

I am forced to use a PC at work sometimes, and it crashes at least as often as my Macs, which I use about 10 times as much, both in terms of time and amount of software used.

A colleague was boasting a few weeks ago about a piece of software that he’d found that does something-or-other, and now he only has to re-install Windoze about once a year as opposed to 3-4 times a year. I’ve had to re-install on a Mac once or twice in 13 years, and that was because of hardware problems.

I think it is a conspiracy by the makers of Windows and Windows PCs to keep users in the dark and in submission.

I feel the exact opposite, but maybe it’s just what you’re used to. I can fix just about any problem I have with a Windows based PC, but when I try to help my Dad with his Mac G4 it seems like getting to the nuts and bolts of a problem is next to impossible. Everything important and useful is buried under many layers of user-friendliness (which isn’t really very user-friendly IMHO).

However, while I haven’t tried OSX, I think the move towards a Unix based system is a nice idea and these probably don’t crash much at all.

:party:

-Brett

Dale,

You should downgrade to a more stable system like Windows 98 SE.
XP stands for eXtra Problems or eXtra Pain.

Long as you get one with a floppy drive.

Just wait until China gets ahold of Linux and microtechnology technology… Can you say 199$ high quality Linux PC? Just wondering… :smiley: :smiley:

Seconding Daniel here.

Likewise, if getting a Mac, stick to the “Classic” System if your first goal is stability. My G4 pixel power-cruncher never crashes, but remains on Mac OS 9.2.2.
Now, for Internet, music, and such uses, I don’t see what could be needed more than an eMac. And still delivered with the choice of OS X and Classic.