Time Magazine sez that scientists sez an asteroid or just a rock might hit Earth in 2019. I think not.
I think the Crystal People are coming.
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On 2002-08-21 05:28, Caoimhin wrote:
I think the Crystal People are coming.
They’re already here. Haven’t you seen MIB? They have integrated into our society. Their spokesman is a comedian named… Billy Crystal. They came to earth, en masse, during the 60’s disguised in long hair, beads and sandals.
One group of them started a band called The Doors. They arrived in a (you guessed it) “Crystal Ship.”
I sure hope not b/c I don’t like their Mo-////BREAK\-////#**#\-////.END.\-
Look, I don’t suppose there is any chance of anyone in the know elaborating upon this Crystal People gag? I mean, you all seem to be having a terribly fun time but could you at least explain what started it? Was there an old falling out or thread war about Crystal flutes, someone say something stupid and the rest of you ran with it? And the rest is inside joke history?
Do you think perhaps… I might be one of the Crystal People?
Because it’s not as if I’m a spy from the Crystal People, trying to ferret out your primitive mythology about us… them, I mean them.
scientific log: foolish slip of the tongue has contaminated sample group; terminate project<<<
Never mind.
I dont know about them coming way back in the 60’s and 70’s. I remember this special I was watching late one night a few years ago and it made mention of this group of peop///<> people tha///..
but I think it’s coming back on the Learning Cha///// this weeken///\d >>
There was the crystal entity on Star Trek Next Generation. Then there was the Heavens Gate cult. Various conspiracy theories being played with and just plain fun.
It’s a combination of things.
Tin Whistles are miniature space ships for the planetary acquisition fleet, operated by ^C//// TRANSMISSION INTERUPTED ///
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SATCOM UPLINK ESTABLISHED…
ENCRIPT KEY BETA TANGO
TO: ADMIRAL VIAGRA, MOTHERSHIP
COVERT OPS IN SECTORS A8, G5 AND Z41 HAVE ALL BEEN COMPROMISED. RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT OF ADDITIONAL INFILTRATION AGENTS AND INCREASED MONITORING OF PLANETARY COMMUNICATIONS. SOMEHOW A WELL-ORGANIZED CELL OF RESISTANCE MUST BE WORKING AGAINST US AND SPREADING WORD OF OUR EFFORTS. LUCKILY, THE ONLY HUMANS TO HAVE RECEIVED THESE MEDDLESOME TRANSMISSIONS ARE A SMALL GROUP OF TIN WHISTLERS WHO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME DISCUSSING METAL CYLINDRICAL TUBES TO POSE ANY THREAT TO OUR CONQUEST OF THIS PLANET.
AWAITING FURTHER ORDERS.
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In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It’s You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your Crystal People are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA …
Captain: Take off every ‘zig’ !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘zig’.
Captain: For great justice.
Actually, sometime in the '60’s or '70’s, the wonderful singer, Loretta Lynn, introduced the world to the Crystal Gayle. Allegedly the sister of Mrs. Lynn, the Gayle looked and sounded nothing like Mrs. Lynn.
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Walden on 2002-08-22 06:40 ]</font>On 2002-08-21 21:55, Tradman wrote:
I dont know about them coming way back in the 60’s and 70’s. I remember this special I was watching late one night a few years ago and it made mention of this group of peop///<> people tha///..
but I think it’s coming back on the Learning Cha///// this weeken///\d >>
True. The Crystal people were here before the 60’s but during the LOVE movement, they emigrated en masse. That’s why there were so many weird people. Since the 50 year secrecey period has lapsed, declassified documents show that Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were the original MIB. (Men In Britain.) Moriarity’s real identity is >>>ZZ Daze**8&ed$#@#din((((((___lLA+++++++++
/transmission terminated… please reboot now.
It’s a little known fact that Sherlock Holmes played a crystal Feadog, Gary…tweaked, I’m sure.
Hahaha yes Kim, exactly! 
Notes to calendar:
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Deploy an agent to Socal to visit with Gary before my true identity is leaked. That was a close call…
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Move the Mona Lisa to the Bern facility.
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“Motivate” my transmission interdiction teams to kill these transmissions sooner or Brittney’s cover may also be blown soon.
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The invasion has begun.
SATCOM UPLINK ESTABLISHED…
ENCRIPT KEY BETA TANGO
TO: ADMIRAL VIAGRA, MOTHERSHIP
SIR, UH, ABOUT THE RECENT TRANSMISSION OF THOSE EXTRA TOP SECRET INVASION PLANS…UH, SIR IT WASNT MY FAULT, YOU SEE THERE WAS THIS$$$$$%@$@@#@$#@…*&(&(
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I saw this printed on the box of a toy robot. Must be coded transmission from the Crystal People;
MOBILE MAN FIRENEW COME SCENE
A.C.195. World come lost of terrorists them well command world, for man lery attack. so that gurad the world, gurad the homestead. scientist make versa terrorists of warrior.
mobile warrior is 195. begin make, adopt then world best seniors techndogy, electron laser hot could unke.own the arm as the war valor, can meta each shape, warrior as war as to need each shape. as sea lunarite vacancy liberty war.world peace put up club.
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Yeah.
On 2002-08-23 00:58, totst wrote:
I saw this printed on the box of a toy robot. Must be coded transmission from the Crystal People;MOBILE MAN FIRENEW COME SCENE
A.C.195. World come lost of terrorists them well command world, for man lery attack. so that gurad the world, gurad the homestead. scientist make versa terrorists of warrior.mobile warrior is 195. begin make, adopt then world best seniors techndogy, electron laser hot could unke.own the arm as the war valor, can meta each shape, warrior as war as to need each shape. as sea lunarite vacancy liberty war.world peace put up club.
I saw a lot of stuff like that on packaging when I lived in the Philippines, too. Especially on things imported from Taiwan, Hong Kong, etc. It is my suspicion that there is a heavy infiltration of the toy and electronics packaging industry by the Crystal People.
I saw something like this on a box of chalk imported to the Philippines from Taiwan, “Keep windpipe clean while breathing no chalkdust inhale.” Good advice.
If this is off-topic, then maybe being on-topic isn’t everything. Oh, sure, it’s good, it’s ideal, but it isn’t worth complaining about OT posts.
You guys ever read a Richard Lederer compilation? They are so funny… they’ll add years to your life or kill you, not sure which. What higher praise.
Here’s a link to some sample pages from the first volume (which samples happen to include some of the best stuff).