crystal people?

what are these crystal people thingy stuff? I don’t get it..

The so-called crystal people are a made up notion by Dale Wisely, who runs Chiff and Fipple. They supposedly are aliens who every once in a while take over his brain and make him say or do things that he or no other normal person would think of doing.
Personally, although I have known Dale online for several years, and otherwise think the world of him and what he has done to promote whistling, I find this entire notion preposterous. I mean really, ALIENS? Next, I expect him to tell us that he has been abducted and subjected to severe alien medical scrutiny.. Would such a race of superior beings be so stupid, or frivilous? Thje whhoool idea is entirrely



<eradicate, eradicate>
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

have you seen scars on the back of his neck?

here’s the sort of spooky part. When I tried to post my first humorous (hopefully) reply to this thread, I had an extremely hard time sending the reply-- kept getting timed out. Other threads worked just fine. Other websites were OK too. The ONLY place I couldn’t contact was the Crystal People thread. I am not making this up. Also, parts of the original reply did not come across, but I think this is because I used HTML symbols like < . I said something like:
(danger)
(danger)
(presence on this planet detected)
(annihilate, annihilate)
substitute < for the (

When you use brackets and you don’t intend on using HTML codes, click the Disable HTML box before you sumbit your posting.

I didn’t know what Crystal People were either, until I came across this thread. Cool! It’s a very interesting theory!

Sara

It is not considered good form or healthy to question the existence, plans or manifestations of the Crystal People. The Undisputed once did so on a particularly stressful day and was sentenced to Chiff and Fipple for an indeterminate time to be determined by those who are only mentioned with the greatest of respect.

The truth about the crystal people is that they ////XXGGRX SIGNAL INTERRUPT///TRACER INITIATED DWISELY/////////

A year or so ago Don Henley, former member of the Eagles, put out a cd called “Inside Job”. A song on in that I just love is called “They’re not here, and they’re not coming”. If you get a chance listen to it. I’m sorry Dale. I just don’t believe they’d stop in here. Not even for McNuggets.

Mary

Everybody seems so upset about the spanish skier Johan Muhleg having cheated, but when I was on the train yesterday I saw one headline where it said that Muhleg explained his performance with:
“I have eaten “special food”.”
That WOULD explain it.