Creative Whistle Brand Name

Just for fun… and maybe to give some prospective makers some good ideas, how about some creative suggestions for a whistle brand name.
I’ve noticed that very few whistles have really creative brand names, so what would you suggest if you could pick the name for a new brand of whistles?

Pacemaker.
Guaranteed to drill six holes :smiley:

What about ‘Brainstem.’ Yeh, I know. Not cerebral enough for you eggheads, is it?

I’m forgetting. Redwolf had a great suggestion on another thread. What about ‘Tube Thing’?

“Mollenhauer for Idiots”

On 2002-12-03 10:29, Bloomfield wrote:
“Mollenhauer for Idiots”
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Or Molly Morone ?

For low whistle, what about ‘Freudian Slurp’.

Or for the American market …
A low whistle brand called:

Bigger

So when your session mate is bragging about his new gold plated quadruple octave diamond incrusted whistle you can simply respond ..

Yep, but mine’s Bigger.


Enjoy Your Music,

Lee Marsh

Alternative name brand?
N-Tune

Yep, but mine’s N-Tune :slight_smile:


[ This Message was edited by: LeeMarsh on 2002-12-03 11:38 ]

How about a low D called Sweet ‘n’ Low? Maybe it’s been done…

I always though Silktone was a great name, until I discovered it was actually Silkstone, and the maker’s location.

For a nice quiet “don’t disturb the neighbours” whistle, how about Sussurrus?

edited for accuracy! Silkstone is where the whistle are made, not the maker’s name!


The Whistling Defective

[ This Message was edited by: Martin Milner on 2002-12-03 12:22 ]

Rule #1 in branding : don’t use your last (or full) name.
Suppose you get success ; you have to re-tool, hire people, get partners. Partners get shares–you lose your name. Worse, your heirs lose their right to use it.
The examples ar so numerous…

Yep, but mine’s Bigger.


Enjoy Your Music,

Lee Marsh

Alternative name brand?
N-Tune

Yep, but mine’s N-Tune :slight_smile:

Grreat name lee, I had thought of calling my
Alba low C BIG-ONE
So folk could say they had a big one!
:laughing:
But after Mr Bookbinders review, maybe it should be Windyun.
:astonished:
Wiz

How about “Low Blow?” That way, when someone asks what you’re playing, your response can be- “that’s a Low Blow.”

On 2002-12-03 12:15, wizzy wrote:
But after Mr Bookbinders review, maybe it should be Windyun.
:astonished:
Wiz

Well, you should consider “The Heathery Breeze” :wink:

On 2002-12-03 12:34, TomB wrote:
How about “Low Blow?” That way, when someone asks what you’re playing, your response can be- “that’s a Low Blow.”

“that’s a Low Blow.”

An theres me tinkin twas some ting yer did wee the little people.
:frowning:.
Wiz

Well, if made of blackwood, I guess you could call it…

“The Blackthorn Stick”

(sorry! couldn’t resist!)

–James
http://www.flutesite.com

What about BOOBTUBE, than if I play a bum note,I can blame me BOOBTUBE.
Or if its my Low C me BIG BOOBTUBE.
:laughing:
Wiz

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[ This Message was edited by: Zubivka on 2002-12-03 13:37 ]

On 2002-12-03 12:54, wizzy wrote:

On 2002-12-03 12:34, TomB wrote:
How about “Low Blow?” That way, when someone asks what you’re playing, your response can be- “that’s a Low Blow.”

“that’s a Low Blow.”


An theres me tinkin twas some ting yer did wee the little people.
:frowning:> .
Wiz

Stacey!! You are NAUGHTY!
:smiley: :smiley:
serpent

(edit to move outta quotes)


I’m a whistler, and I’m Okay! :smiley:

[ This Message was edited by: serpent on 2002-12-03 13:57 ]

How about the Totable Toot-- you never knew you’d have so much fun tootin’!

:stuck_out_tongue:,
Andrea ~*~


Gallic good taste guaranteed !
(Extra charge for gaelic and/or garlic–inquire)

Zubivka

What about! Preparation H?

For your low end whistles.

Bran