It’s a funny thing .. you enact a non-corporal entity .. and then it goes off doing what you made it to do ..
Such it was with Stick ..I corporlized him, and off he went .. I think it was probably a mistake to let him have an email address .. I just found this in my “outbox”:
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RE: By the end of today…
Stick <stick@ozwhistles.com>
Sent: Sun 1/06/2014 12:05 PM
To: ‘contact@openmedia.org’
HI Josh,
Many thanks for granting me corporality.
Unfortunately, I am a fictitious person.
I am a theatrical impersonation localized on a common twig that dropped from a pine tree one day.
It has pleased me to exist as humans seem so willing to corporalize me.
Now this TPP thingy .. I assume it has no more person than myself .. in which case, I would be remiss to not support it to reinforce the influence of such fictitious entities as myself.
I do assure you that those who gather around the TPP can only enhance my corporality – and let me tell you – it’s a partay!!!
So moi?? Sign a deed to end my unconstrained consumption of your surplus?
Hell – if that happened I’d lose my limo and the army of goons I get by the dozen down at Walmart!!!
Where then would I be able to hold my limo parties and get all that 100 year old Cognac to impress my fictitious fellow party goers??!!!
How would I have the wherewithal to bribe physical corporials to look the other way as I violate them?
Thanks .. but .. no thanks – I enjoy having my existence at your expense.
Sincerely
Stick.
(PS – My F-18 is better than Charlie Sheen’s – and you can quote me on that!)
From: Josh Tabish [mailto:contact@openmedia.org]
Sent: Saturday, 31 May 2014 1:12 AM
To: stick@ozwhistles.com
Subject: By the end of today…
At this moment, key decision-makers are meeting in Washington, D.C. in a last-ditch effort to seal the TPP’s Internet censorship plan, so we must act quickly. You have less than 24 hours to help create a positive alternative to this closed-door agreement while there’s still time, and qualify for amazing pro-Internet prizes.
Stick, our records show that you nearly joined the global movement for a positive alternative to the closed-door Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP). Will you take the final step and help shape the future of free expression online with our easy-to-use drag & drop tool?
Right now, unelected bureaucrats are meeting with top negotiators from countries participating in the TPP to try to close the deal in Washington, D.C.1
If they succeed, they’ll make the Internet more expensive, censored, and policed. Internet Service Providers will act as “Internet Police” monitoring our Internet use, censoring content, and removing whole websites.2
You have less than 24 hours to be part of a citizen-driven agreement that ensures we have fair rules for sharing and collaborating online. Be part of this historic positive alternative to the closed-door TPP before it’s too late.
If you take part and share it widely, you will qualify to receive awesome pro-Internet prizes. All you have to do is be one of the top sharers!3 You only have until the end of the day to take part, so check out our amazing crowdsourcing tool today.
Your input is so important. This is a unique opportunity to influence rules that will steer the course of the society we live in – from a closed society where media conglomerates control what you watch and share, to an open society where each of us can reach our fullest potential.
We know you think that’s worth fighting for too.
–Josh, Reilly, Steve, and Thanh, on behalf of your OpenMedia team
P.S., OpenMedia is doing everything we can to amplify your call for 21st century rules for sharing and collaborating online. But we’re a small team, and we’re going to need your help. Please chip in whatever you can today.
P.P.S., The TPP threatens everything we love about the Internet. Over 3.1 million people have already stood together to demand an end to the secrecy, but now it’s time to let them know exactly where we stand. Please add your thoughts today.
Footnotes:
[1] Japan-U.S. TPP talks set for Thursday. Source: The Japan Times.
[2] TPP Creates Legal Incentives For ISPs To Police The Internet. What Is At Risk? Your Rights. Source: Electronic Frontier Foundation.
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