Two Corkmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the exotic bird section. Ger says to Pat, “Dat’s them.”
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help.
“Yea, we’ll take four of dem dere bird in dat cage up dere,” says Ger.“Put dem in a paper bag.”
The clerk does and the two Sashinmen leave the shop. They get into Ger’s van and drive for two hours until they are high up in the hills and stop at the face of a cliff with a 500 foot drop.
“Dis look like a good place eh?” asks Ger.“Oh yea, dis look good,” replies Pat. They flip a coin and Ger wins the toss.“I guess I get to go first eh boy?” says Ger.
Taking two birds out of the bag and putting one on each shoulder Ger jumps off the cliff.
Pat watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds before splattering on the rocks below.As Pat looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says. "Shag it boyo, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me!
