Talbert St. Claire is Davy Spillane.
Discuss.
Take it easy, Talbert. I’m just kidding. 
Careful, Jim, Davy’s lawyers may be listening!
:roll:
[quote=“jim_mc”]Talbert St. Claire is Davy Spillane.[quote]
Or is it Serpent? 
Bloomberg is really Dale Wisely,ace newshound, who sniffs out the elegant, but mysterious Talbert St. Claire who is slowly leaking news of the reclusive Spillane, who is hiding in a Pictish cave in the highlands, composing theme music to a new detective series called “Chiff Spammer.” It is only when he tires of composing music, or is driven insane by the pictish abstracts that he’ll turn, instead, to the creation of a Doomsday Machine, (a LOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW whistle, whose tone will cause the slavish devotion of the entire world population,) and our own Jim Stone will reveal that his secret identity is none other than 00777, in the service of Her Majesty the Queen. Won’t Q(or was it M?) have a time fitting all those devices into penny whistles?
Imagine, evil minions, swarming over the earth, piping out Titanic riffs on untweaked Shaws.
(edited to make even less sense)
!!!
If TSC is really Davy Spillane, that’s some dandy work on a fake-out website.
Susan
I am Cranberry. by the way, where is Cranberry?
Good question
Careful, Glauber, Talbert’s lawyers might be listening! 
Man, I feel really LAME.
Who’s TSC??? What have I missed?
You may now jeer at me.
Talbert St. Claire.
I won’t jeer. I’m not that kind of person.
:roll:
Susan
Or his agent, mayhaps?
Don’t know either of them. But what the heck! Every other musician seems to have their fanatical defenders. Why shouldn’t Mr. Spillane?
A ChiffandFipple without Cranberry is like something else. Besides, he never responded to my last private message.
Format: compact disc
Author: St. Claire, Talbert.
Title: Tears of the forest (mystical journey).
Pub.info. Downers Grove, Ill. : Talbert St. Claire, 2002.
Phys.desc. 1 sound disc: digital; 4 3/4 in.
http://swan.sls.lib.il.us:90/kids/0,1913,2187/search/a?St.+Columban’s+Foreign+Mission+Society.
There can only be one. 
Cranberry is off doing some essential life-improvement work. He’ll be back.