the fastest one wins!
where is this icon from?
Chiff and Fipple message board! Bottom of the index page.
What do I win?
Carol
We’ve got a winner, it’s Carol!!
this is your prize:
and it’s bedtime for me. thank you all for taking part in my competition.
what, did you think you’d get a Copeland lowD or something…?
OK, I don’t wanna be a cheap-skate. I’ll send you Swiss chocolate, if you like? No kidding. 
No, no, no, no. Prizes are not the important thing! Being the first, beating everyone else, smashing all my competitors–that is prize enough!
Carol
I knew, I knew…
It’s just that my computer keeps crashing so I wasn’t able to be first.
I demand a rematch! Beat on a technicality.
Although why a baseball player is the prize I haven’t quite figured out yet…
(please standby; technical difficulties)
Okay I’m back.
Nah, Carol won, fair and square. I stand crushed, bloody and beaten. 
I was serious about the computer crashes though. Seemed everytime I logged onto C&F today, it froze. 'Course it did at other times too.
But maybe it’s the crystal people… 
Carol, dudette, take the chocolate. Geez!! 
Hey, I’ll take the chocolate if Carol doesn’t want it. It’s the least Amar could do since he failed to recognize me as a nurse…
Aaahhh, long live the American way! 