It’s a rock… 
what, you were expecting a soda fountain?
No, but I was expecting something a bit more exciting. It is a comet, after all. Which means it would have a tail. Where’s it’s tail?
ah, something more like a puppy, then?
ya might do better with a comet goin’ 'round the sun
and it looks like it has some scuff marks. i appreciate symmetry and this rock doesn’t have it. Overall, a lackluster speciment of a comet.
oh no sir..
its a… SPACE ROCK 