I collect useful things found in trashed out house trailers.
I have:
A $7,000 measuring cup. Wonderful thing. It’s pyrex glass, 1 Qt, has a sort of bowl shape and handle, and it’s great for microwaving anything and then carrying it off to wherever to eat. It’s my all purpose cooking/eating thing. With that and a spoon, I’m all set.
A $4,000 chair. This is a simple oak library chair. I have it in the living room for watching TV. I don’t like upholstered furniture. We have 13 of those popular white/natural wooden windsor chairs, but if I bring one of those into the living room, it disappears again and I have to keep bringing them. This one stays in the living room because it doesn’t match the others and the children understand that it’s mine, so I always have a place to sit. A big improvement in my quality of life.
A $2,000 parka that fits Maria. Very nice, sort of teal color, good quality in good condition.
The indicated value of each item is what I paid. I may have made some money back later on after I sold the eventually reconditioned house trailer and kept the collectable item, but the collectable item is all I have left, so that’s the significant part of the purchase.
Anyway, that’s how I refer to them. As in, “Where’s my $7,000 measuring cup,” “Please get your stuff off my $4,000 chair,” etc.
For some reason, the children roll their eyes a lot when I’m talking to them about such things, but they always know exactly which item I’m referring to. We’ve had quite a few, long “Yes, I did,” “No you didn’t” discussions about what I paid for them.
Best wishes,
Jerry