Shhh! If you go here you can get free samples of Dove products. There is a really nice sample of their new cucumber-scented deodorant. You’ll get it in about a week.
Not a chiffette but I’d certainly love their garlic scented earwax removal lotion.
Hey! How did you get in here??? Hmpf.
Well, now that you’re in, why not order a nice shampoo and conditioner sample? Even strong men can benefit from those!
Men can do it too. There’s a box on the order form where you check your gender and it has an option for men, although you still get women’s products (which smell better).
O, my love is in Amerikay
She’s neither swart nor pallid
Just like a bean, she’s very clean
And smells just like a salad
The rabbits they all long for her
And follow in her wake
Like like fuzzy tents anent her scents
All for her armpits’ sake.
Nano, that’s a treasure!!! Maybe Dove would pay you for that!
Yes, they do smell better. All the Dove line has a touch of that soapy-clean “Dove” smell. Very healthy and natural, I think.
In toiletries, I’ll warrant. Hmph.
Oh. I see I misspelled your nick, Lambchop. Sorry.
That’s not so bad. At least you could wash those socks.
I believe it was the great Ignatius Reilly who said, “The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions.”
Yes, he of the “mammoth yellowed drawers.”
Hmm. The site doesn’t work for me, but I imagine they don’t outside of the US and Canada. If they do please let me know and I’ll try on a different browser…
Workin’ fine on Firefox and Wannadoo…who I think are calling themselves Orange these days.
Slan,
D.
Freeserve became Wannadoo who got bought out by Orange.
My new name for them is Wanna Free Orange.
I think Lambcho sounds kind of cute . And it looks good too.
More affectionate and snuggly, kind of, and doesn’t sound so much like a dinner dish, either.
I think we manly types here should be outraged that a topic for chiffettes only has appeared within the pages of this forum.
I propose we manly men stage a “Smell Like a Human Being” strike. starting as of… right now.
And THIS can be our unifying anthem:
Men
Written by Martin Mull and Steve Martin
(Group of men singing in the background)
Men, men, men, men,
Men, men, men, men…
It’s great to be on a ship with men
And sail across the sea-o,
We don’t know where we’ll land or when,
But it’s great to be with men.
(It’s great to be with men)
‘Cause men can sweat and men can stink
And no one seems to care-o,
We’ll throw the dishes in the sink
And clog the drain with hair-o
(And clog the drain with hair-o)
Men, men, men,
It’s a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies’ room,
There’s no one here but men!
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men…
There’s men above and men below
And men down in the galley,
There’s Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
And one guy we call Sally!
(and one guy we call Sally!)
Men, men, men,
It’s a ship all filled with men,
You’ll never have to lift the seat,
There’s no one here but men!
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men…
We’re men and friends until the end
And none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds
And blow each other kissies!
(and blow each other kissies!)
Men, men, men,
It’s a ship all filled with men,
So throw your rubbers overboard,
There’s no one here but men!
Sounds like a school of Tibetan Buddhism to me.
I’m betting that it comes with noodles. 
Don’t throw your rubbers overboard: http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/pubs/facts/msm.htm