Chiff & Google

Poststructural Pub
1

I just closed a deal to sell Chiff & Fipple to Google. Stay tuned.

2

Man, I hope you are kidding. :astonished:

djm

3

Man, I bet those guys at Google are really toasting each other over this one!

4

Hence the $1,000,000,000,000 post? :party: … and I thought the question was hypothetical . …:laughing:

5

Well, it wasn’t $1,000,000,000,000. I got a sweet deal, though.

$289. USA money. Cash American dollars.

Yeah, BA-by.

Plus, and this is the clincher–

0.000000000000000000000000003 percent of Google stock.

I’ve always had trouble with decimals. But, it looks sweet with all those zeros.

At first, they offered

0.000000000000000000000000001 percent of Google stock and I laughed in their faces. Paul Busman, who, as my attorney, sat in on the negotiations, nearly chocked on a bagel he was laughing so hard.

6

Come on, Chiff & Google is no more ridiculous than Chiff & Fipple. As for the trillion dollar deficits, as an ex-math teacher, I comprehend the amount. I don’t want to be the one who explains what it means for the long-term future for this country. The forum right below this one will do that for you.

7

Well, I’m happy to know you were represented by someone who knew just how to break their Googly feet if they gave you a hard time.

8

Paul would never do that.

On purpose.

:wink:

9

I suppose next they will be wanting to rename C&F to something like Chifoogle :wink: :laughing:

10

GoogleFipple