Chiff & Fipple Map Update

Poststructural Pub
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For those of you with slower connections and/or not enough patience to wait for the entire C&F Geographic Domination map to load, here’s the current distribution of 713 of our members. That is, of course, only the folks who took the time to map themselves–a mere fraction of our World Force. That’s the really scary part! As you’ll see, we’ve completely conquired the continental USA and Western Europe is nearly under our control.

Of course, there’s a bit of a scale problem here, due to the fact that each member is depicted as a sort of hot air balloon-shaped object roughly the size of Lousiana. But, still, pretty impressive coverage.

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Ah. North Dakota. It WILL be mine. Oh, yes, it will be mine.

So, who’s volunteering to move to North Dakota?



Ok, ok, take it easy. One at a time!

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We have a winner. Joseph E. Smith is moving to North Dakota. Thanks to the ever-loyal Joseph.

Dale

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Hmm… raising cane in North Dakota… Good luck with that, JES! :laughing:

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But he doesn’t actually have to move to North Dakota, he just has to say on the map that he is in North Dakota!

How about Tanzania? Do we have anyone in Tanzania? Or Angola?

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Doesn’t grannymouse or dakotamouse live in ND?

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Dale, who did the coding on the Chiff Google Maps API?

And would they mind the charity I work for adapting some of that code?

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Oh, jeez, I have no idea. I just got an account and went for it.

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So…if JES moves, who becomes the new Florida leader!!! Do I move up on the order of succession???

:party:

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I don’t want it.

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How thoughful to ask. I prefer the cut and paste method. Rename a few variables, rearrange a few data structures and viola. Done.

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Except for the far western edge maybe: the thing still thinks I live in an ‘invalid city’ and refuses to add me to the map. Anyway to get around this (I have tried mind you but I am not going to say I live in Limerick or Shannon if you don’t mind)

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One member in Wyoming.

It’s Cheney, isn’t it?

Dick?

You out there?

He’s probably borrowing a C&F bunker for this week’s Undisclosed Location.

Best,

Tim

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Cheney’s a poser. If it was Dale, it’d be an Undisputed Location, which is way better than an Undisclosed Location.