Chiff and Fipple and Panera

Poststructural Pub
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So I’m sitting in a Panera, which used to be St. Louis Bread Company, which is a great place to eat, and I;m trying to kill some time on my laptop. I checked out CNN.SI to check out the baseball scores. I went to a story on famous homeruns. Access Denied. I went to CNN for news. Access denied. So I figure, I’ll try somepace safe. I open up C&F, and glance at the whistle forums. No problem. Then I go to the Pub. Access Denied.

Only one conclusion: You people are potty mouths.

Actually the conclusion is, Panera sucks.

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I heard that it even blocks words like “suck” and “blow,” which can have sexual connotations or musical connotations or other connotations entirely.

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Blow, Blow, Thou Winter Wind
by William Shakespeare.

Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind
As man’s ingratitude;
Thy tooth is not so keen
Because thou art not seen,
Although thy breath be rude.
Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
Then, heigh-ho! the holly!
This life is most jolly.

Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky,
Thou dost not bite so nigh
As benefits forgot:
Though thou the waters warp,
Thy sting is not so sharp
As friend remember’d not.
Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
Then, heigh-ho! the holly!



Where the bee sucks, there suck I
In a cowslip’s bell I lie;
There I couch when owls do cry.
On the bat’s back I do fly
After summer merrily:
Merrily, merrily shall I live now
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
“The Tempest” (5.1.97-103)

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Pure filth.

Slan,
D. :wink:

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This is why I cannot surf C&F at Panera. Thanks a lot. :slight_smile:

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That filthy Bill Shakespeare. What’ll we ever do with him?

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So, what’s Panera? A Puritan bakery??
Tony

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Either that or owned by Bob Jones University.

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Rules out us harmonica players then. Even sexy ones like me! :smiley: