CF Stock

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[ This Message was edited by: DaleWisely on 2002-07-15 14:18 ]

Got a day off - HuH Dale.
Or you got a new computer.

MarkB

I’m glad I bought CF stock when I did. It’s helped me gain back everything I lost on KMart, ENRON, WorldCom, and Global Crossing.
I am now a billionaire again, rich in whistleboard stock. I’m sure it’s all because of CF’s “EBI” accounting method.


Cinead

(EBI—earnings before investigation.)

We’d better buy quick before it splits a lá Wal-Mart.

yup. maybe I should invest… :smiley:

CF stock has really taken off now that the going rate for Andersen consultants has dropped to where even Dale can afford to have the CF books professionally audited. Throw in a couple of used whistles and CF can probably even get an Andersen partner. That way, the poor fellow (the Andersen partner, not Dale) will at least have a skill when his term is up. (I’ve always liked hiring people on work release – you always know they’ll show up for work.)