CD REVIEW: Talbert St. Claire's Tears of the Forest

I liked Talbert album clips, yet
there is something I don’t get here, or
there are some things I don’t dig here, rather.

  1. Dale posts a review on Talbert’s CD, and cites Spillane. He says Talbert’s is more like elevator music, but since he likes elevator music, it’s objectively a positive review. When a young journalist, I used the same compliment when I really felt like trashing someone, but what does this prove?
  2. Talbert gets adenoid like butterless spinach, and quotes Spillane. He says he was glad giving advice to people here, but they’re no good people so goodbye people.
  3. Tyghress has her own felines and quotes Spill Names, and says one shan’t spillanes, or vice-versa, and she don’t usually snap at people–and true she usually doest not, doest she usually?–so she unusually giveth the holler to Talbert, and gets her claws out for good so it ain’t really snapping…
  4. Byll sums it up quite clearly yet gently, keepeth to his recent policy and doest not link to an ads page, and one would think that sould do, sum it up and leave it at page one.
  5. Everyone jumps in, and I’m totally confused on what’s this all ado about nothin’ and I’ll get back to bed, read back Ilf’s and Petrov’s Twelve Chairs instead of spillan’ their names…
  6. I prefer threads trashing reers for the heck it’s just fun, and plain silly humour, than those getting all his hoopla just because spne was quoted, for this ain’t good-humoured and reeks of churches and ayatollisms.

Night, good folks. :roll:

Oh no, Zubsky, not butterless spinach!

Oh no, Zubsky, not butterless spinach!

Shall we have a war? The Butterless Spinach versus the Boiled Carrots?


Oh yeah, are we quite done yet? I think most people leave because we arent willing to say, okay, whatever… :roll: and just keep bashing and bashing. (well, the pot is calling, later peoples)

We have to squash these vegetative metaphors before they drive us all out of our gourds!

Blacky, don’t trash B.S. before you know it better:

  1. It will bolt your door safer than a boiled carrot–forget its iron contents, it will rust the lock solid!

  2. Butterless spinach is the Ultimate Educational tool of Our French Republican School. For, by feeding us BS once a week, complete with one Egg Boiled Green And Rock-solid In The Juice You Wondered Whether That Is The Famed 100 Years Chinese Egg–steal a breath now, it’s a jig–
    we learnt:
    a) life is not a garden of roses
    b) who cares about hairdress, when this stuff is supposed to be kosher, and Everything Acceptable By Any Religion Around Even For Easter, so there’s no excuse and we all will have to eat it except if we set a strike (aka “FOODFIGHT!”) but this takes a majority.
    c) it tastes exactly like a rusted nail (and not a roasted snail, which we frogs would have gladly traded for!)

  3. BS forcefeedingly driven into my organism kept me safe of drugs for, ever since, whenever I smelt pot–whether raw, powdered, compressed, cold, lit or cookie-pied, whether californiana or caucasiana–its faintest smell always reminded me of our Republican Butterless Spinach (R-BS) and I always answered “no, thanks, I’d rather have a cognac”.

Of all this R-BS, everything is blatantly and deliberately OT but only (3) is reasonably reliable.

  1. BS forcefeedingly driven into my organism kept me safe of drugs for, ever since, whenever I smelt pot–whether raw, powdered, compressed, cold, lit or cookie-pied, whether californiana or caucasiana–its faintest smell always reminded me of our Republican Butterless Spinach (R-BS) and I always answered “no, thanks, I’d rather have a cognac”.

Whoops, wrong pot Zuke
“The pots calling the kettle black”
Should have known that was going to happen


David

Signing off now…I’m too hungry to post. :smiley:

I never trash B.S. I get lots of it right here at C&F. :smiley:

I knew you’d bite on that bait :smiley:

Well, he said he was hungry . . .

We are all entitled to an opinion

we are all here to learn and have fun

but most importantly we are here to whistle, smile be happy with our achievements , whatever our level of proficiency.

I hate seening agro and BULL**** on this site

how about we all take a deep breath
and whistle

ahhhhhhhh thats better :party:
Regards
David

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I have read, reread and reread yet again Dale’s review. I thought it was clear and not negative. Oh, well. Guess I don’t get the point of this.

Does it have to have a point?

g

I meant to paste a different quote…I swear! But since that popped in instead…I wonder if the CCA would endorse boiled carrots as hardware, or whether they’d recommend a different, perhaps raw, root veggie.

I have this really cool idea… we invite all the OT posters to post in this thread, and then, while they’re busy doing that, have Dale quietly close it, trapping them inside!

Ya think?

Bill Whedon
Serpent Home for the Internet Challenged

By the way I agree 100% with Tyghress, this Talbert is weird, his reference to Davy Spillane is annoying and who cares about Spillane? At least give us a great name for fak sake! Anyway, if I want new age, I’ll go buy some Loreena McKennitt (or Dave Spillane).

Yes it does, the important differences between Butterless Spinach and Boiled Carrots, and which would make a better doorstop, and which should be thrown out with the trash

Way to go Bill. :laughing: But they are just trying to put out some of the flames,
Folk have behaved just as talbert said they do, I just hope that his Album goe’s No one in the States and they all have to hear it every ----------where :boggle: :smiling_imp:

:sunglasses: By the way have you got any good deals going on just now. :slight_smile:

My main “takeaway” on this thread is this:

Zoob has the same inability to sign off and go to bed when he says he will as my newly ten year old daughter :laughing: . 45 minutes procrastination is NOTHING for her.

As an aside, as a ten year old myself we holidayed in Brittany (AKA Zoobydoobyland) and went down with food poisoning at the hotel. For years afterwards I thought it was due to the creamed spinach served at dinner…put me off the Popeye Special for years.

It wasn’t of course, it was shellfish.

Trisha