Just TRY to put that stupid harness on me. . .go ahead. . .TRY.
In honesty, he’s probably a very nice cat who hasn’t seen the outdoors in a long time, has never seen a camera with a boom mike, never worn a harness, and never met the nice animal control officer who subjected him to all that hoo-hah.
I laughed my furry a&& off when the cat climbed the man’s leg.
Cats are neither evil nor good. Cats simply are.
That IS hilarious. If they were serious, these were some dim bulbs making the video – the cat’s going apeshit, is a pretty good-sized cat, and they’re trying to catch him in a CARDBOARD carrier?? My cats love me (at least I think so, although they do their best to hide the fact), and it’s hard to get one into a nylon-mesh carrier. Even if they got him in, once he’s that agitated, he’d be out in under 30 seconds.
On a related note, I once received a widely distributed email about a guy who’d just gotten a new kitten. He was just getting out of the shower when his wife called him about the garbage disposal. Naked as a jailbird, he looked underneath the sink, at which point the kitten decided to play with a pair of fuzzy balls – they’re cat toys, right? He woke up in the ER having his head, which he’d evidently reflexively hit on the disposal, stitched up.
I know this joke has made the rounds a few times:
As seen in a dog’s diary:
8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master’s bed! My favorite!
As seen in a cat’s diary:
Day 183 of my captivity…
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The
only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded – must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair – must try
this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an
informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time…
BTW, I have one dog and one cat, and like them both.
First time I have seen that Charlene…very good it’s brightened my morning up 
If you want to make that ‘a strange lady’ I’ll start the queue right here.
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Oops, looks like I’m number two behind Steve. Just remember to clean the harness before you pass it on. 
Some cats take well to leashes. I’ve seen it. I tried it with one of my cats once and he freaked out. I didn’t have the heart to try again.
Seems to me that old people like cats. And old people can be evil too…
http://www.gjk2.com/stuff/car.wmv
very good!
Hey Swiss-dood, you staying dry over there? Hope the floods haven’t hit you 
well, it has been raining, weather’s been shite, but no floods here in basel, nope. how bout swindon?
Now there’s one of the burning questions of our times. 
Swindon’s been a bit damp lately, but nothing like wot you lot have had over there. Floods are evil, but not as evil as cats and old people:
You have to start cats VERY young to get them used to this. There are soft harnesses with a leash that can be used instead of just a leash on a collar.
You’re right about trying this on older cats. I tried this (soft harness) on my cats when they were about 2 years old and they started writhing and dragging themselves across the floor like Gollum with an elvish rope about him. You’d have thought I was killing them - end of experiment. But friends of mine have always let their cats out on leash and harness and had no problems. They started their cats off at 6 mos.
djm
Cats arent evil. they are capable of having a good time now and then…
well it sure was raining the last few days, cats and dogs so to speak. 
this one’s not evil either, just a little miffed…
Ok, this one might be a little evil, but I think that has more to do with his personal descisions when he was younger than natural disposition…
This one has very distinguished taste…
Still no evil, though…
This is what they should have gotten to keep that cat in the video in line
That picture of the cat with its head in the glass reminds me of a cat that I had. The cat ate the goldfish which was in a small goldfish bowl. But in eating the fish the cat got its head stuck in the bowl. This was in the middle of the night and I heard this clunking sound which woke me. It was the cat banging around the living room with a goldfish bowl on its head.