From [u]IAM(also)CANADIAN[/u]:
You Might Be A Jedi CANADIAN If…(the “alsocanadian” version)
-You are still in the queue for your cyborg hand.
-You keep voting for the evil emperor because “it’s better the devil you know”.
-Due to budget cuts, your army now consists of Jar Jar Binks and 3 thermal detonators.
-Chewbacca and Han Solo are legally married.
-You got arrested because you forgot to register your light saber.
-You don’t have to worry about Jabba the Hut because he died of mad cow disease.
-You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with you, eh.”
-You have ever used the force to influence hockey games.
-The majority of your fellow Jedi vote “dark side” (especially the Ontario and Toronto ones).
-You think the ice world of Hoth “ain’t so cold”.
-You can’t actually use you light saber because it has to have a saber lock on it at all times and be locked inside a saber safe with the light in a separate locked receptacle.
-All your spacecraft have all been grounded due to the KYOTO agreement.
-You were refused a position on the Jedi council because weren’t fluently bilingual.
-Your Ewoks build dams.
-You believe the Death Star is only destroying planets because of its history of poverty, and if you are nice to it, it will go away.
-All pod racing advertising contracts went to friends of the Emperor.
-You have used your lightsaber as a source of heat.
-You have used your lightsaber to cut the blocks of ice for your igloo.
-You have sliced open a moose to escape the harsh cold of the averageCanadian winter.
-Your lightsaber has a bottle opener on it.
-The storm troopers raiding your home and place of business wear a red serge.
