The results of the 2007 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Writing contest can be read at http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2007.htm
Enjoy,
Sandy
I feel just awful that nobody responded to your post, Sandy! The Bulwer-Lytton contest is one of my favorites. Thank you for posting the link.
an’ they had one for Lambo!
Children’s Literature
Runner-Up
Mary had a little lamb; its fleece was Polartec 200 (thanks to gene splicing, a diet of force-fed petrochemical supplements, and regular dips in an advanced surface fusion polymer), which had the fortunate side effect of rendering it inedible, unlike that other Mary’s organic lamb which misbehaved at school and wound up in a lovely Moroccan stew with dried apricots and couscous.
Julie Jensen
Lodi, CA
Their heads must have exploded in Creative Writing class.
Ah, thank you for posting. I’ve missed grand son of “a dark and stormy nite”
I’d planned to, but couldn’t think of anything worthwhile to say.
and I’ve been keeping a low profile since djm had his “operation”.
I did not know he was ill! Where is he, anyway?