Bonus "People Who Don't Play the Whistle"

people who, so far as we know, don’t play the whistle and aren’t likely to take it up

Neither Miss North Carolina

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people who, so far as we know, don’t play the whistle

Why don’t they (as far as we know)? They ought to.

I agree with Walden on this one. Everyone should play the Whistle!

Going purely by appearances, I could imagine the dark-haired one playing the whistle.

They look more like East and West, to me.

I bet the blonde thinks a whistle is what lifeguards use.