I spotted one of these at my gym today:
http://www.everythinghome.com/bloom85pourc2.html?source=froogle&kw=8571
Who knew? :roll:
Times are hard.
Hmm, $349 for a coffee maker. He must be trying to make up for that Spillane whistle outlay. 
Cara
Geez, 350 isn’t much at all for a decent coffee maker. I know people who have gone well into 4 figures for espresso/capuccino makers. That’s one reason I go for tea (just kidding).
I’ve always pictured Bloomfield as one of those guys who dances on stage with a cane, like in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Did you see the bit about the three warmers? They’re not actually shown in the picture, and, well, you don’t usually have three warmers at the same time. They get time off, you see. But when you do have Sylvia, Betsy, and Samantha there all at once, it’s really nice and, um… warm. 
And I imagine there’s a whole lotta percolating going on. 
I thought the warmers were for whistles…
Bloomie doesn’t percolate, he drips, that is why he has rubbers on his feet.
MarkB
Eeeeuuuww, Mark that’s such a disturbing visual…
Anyway, Bloomie, I still love you. Even if I’m not one of your “warmers”
Mary
I have it on good authority that the Bloomfield tends to clog and blows out quite a bit of steam.
Nah, he’s a lawyer and I pity da fool who is on the wrong side of him in a legal argument. But he has never revealed exactly what he does with his training, to me, at least.
Why, he cooks up torts, of course. To go with the coffee.
How strange. He also appears to own a bank.
And an orchid nursery.
Mysteriouser and mysteriouser. 
AAhhhh! Thats Funny as hell.
What else could this shifty Bloomfield be up to.