Oh, come on, Peter! Don’t start picking on my buddy Talbert. Don’t read too closely, after all, Talbert and I, we’re material boys. 
I have had ‘Material Girl’ bouncing around my head all afternoon but thank god I couldn’t remember the actual song 
Well Geez Peter, you gotta go trying to get it stuck in all our heads too??!!!
Steven
You guys are GREAT!!! - Tal
But WE try to keep it to OURSELVES 
Peter, 
You must be really depressed! Try to enjoy life MORE!!! I recently had a number of folks drop me emails telling me to avoid you, believe it or not! Board members can sense a good spirit from a BAD ONE. You seem VERY NEGATIVE ABOUT THINGS. It’s true, I have lot’s of confidence in myself and that’s a positive thing! I LOVE WHAT i AM DOING AND HAVE A REAL PASSION FOR PLAYING. I refuse to be at odds with someone else especially when they are only trying to enjoy one another on the board for whatever it’s worth! Try to act more MATURE. Ireland is a beautiful place so enjoy your home because there are many things to take your mind off all this NEGATIVE STUFF! On the other hand some people just never learn.-Tal
Talbert
I really don’t see the point of saying that someone is a negative personality, appearantly just because they disagree with you on some whistle related topics of some sort. Ok, you and Peter have been going at it for a while appearantly. You wrote this.
Peter,
You must be really depressed! Try to enjoy life MORE!!! I recently had a number of folks drop me emails telling me to avoid you, believe it or not! Board members can sense a good spirit from a BAD ONE. You seem VERY NEGATIVE ABOUT THINGS. It’s true, I have lot’s of confidence in myself and that’s a positive thing! I LOVE WHAT i AM DOING AND HAVE A REAL PASSION FOR PLAYING. I refuse
You are not really saying anything in the above except you are great and that someone else is not great. You build yourself up while tearing others down. If you are a professional musician, so what? That doesn’t give you wholesale license to asassinate character and spread strife. Please try to be sensible about how you speak about others!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
You’re really something, I’ll give you that.
For what it’s worth, I get my share of PM’s too 
Talbert
You must be really boring! Try to be FUNNIER! I recently had a number of folks drop me emails telling me to avoid you, believe it or not! Board members can sense a cool cat from a WANKER. You seem VERY NEGATIVE ABOUT JOKES AND OTHER’S OPINIONS. It’s true we all here kid around a lot and that’s a positive thing! WE LOVE WHAT WE DO AND HAVE A REAL PASSION FOR POSTING ON THE CHIFFBOARD. Tal, please refuse to be at odds with us, and try to enjoy everyone on the board for whatever it’s worth! Try to act more MATURE. The chiffboard is a beautiful place and meant to be fun so enjoy our community and take your mind off yourself and your PRECIOUS EGO! On the other hand some people just never learn. 
Sometimes we provide the most brilliant insights into our own selves.
STOP BEING SOOOO NEGATIVE GUYS! THAT’S ALL I’M GOING TO SAY.- T.S.C.
P.S. YOU HAVE TURNED SOMETHING POSITIVE INTO SOMETHING NEGATIVE AGAIN! SAD. I MUST REALLY INTIMIDATE SOME OF YOU PEOPLE. MOST BOARD MEMBERS ARE GREAT! ANYONE READING THIS THREAD IS GOING TO SAY. “EVERYTIME TAL SAY’S SOMETHING THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE HAS IT IN FOR HIM!” STOP MAKING FOOLS OF YOURSELVES. THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS THREAD THAT WARRANTS YOUR COMMENTS! YOU DO NOT OWN THE BOARD!!!
See? Much better. You’re catching on to that humor thing, Talb. That’s really funny how first you say all you’re going to say and then you say something else right afterwards. LOL!
Oh, this is getting funnier and funnier. Now there is even more you weren’t going to say! Thanks for turning it into SOMETHING POSITIVE!
MY LIFE IS WONDERFUL AND I HOPE THE SAME FOR THE REST OF YOU GUYS. I’M JUST NOT INTO ALL THIS NON WHISTLE RELATED STUFF. I’LL LEAVE THAT FOR YOU! -
I hate to be negative, Tal, but part of the problem is that your grammar and punctuation is such that it is difficult to understand what you are saying, not to mention all the CAPITALS and exclamation points!!! Sometimes in order to have a positive outcome we need to look at the areas where we are not doing so well. If that is what you call negative then I think you are using the words “positive” and “negative” in a non-standard manner. Now, I do not see this post as being negative but instead as a positive criticism offering suggestion for improving the communication of ideas on this forum. Spelling and grammar are not chains that tie us down but standards that allow us to practice free speech.
Mike
Guys I am really down now, some of my GOODHUMOURED slagging has gone down the tubes and has turned into serious [well.., who was serious here?] ARGUMENT. I am REALLY sorry about that now but sometimes I just can’t help taking the PISS.
Or whatever. Maybe I’ll just go out and play some diddly music with some friends.
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle,
Don’t grumble, give a whistle!
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…
And…
…always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life…
If life seems jolly rotten,
There’s something you’ve forgotten!
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you’re feeling in the dumps,
Don’t be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle – that’s the thing!
And… always look on the bright side of life…
(whistle)
Come on!
(others start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life…
(whistle)
For life is quite absurd,
And death’s the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin – give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it – it’s the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life’s a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true,
You’ll see it’s all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life…
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
Bloomfield, will you do the Lumberjack song as an encore? Please…?
Yes! Please.
Just for you, Peter. You’ve had a trying day.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
He’s a lumberjack and he’s O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.
I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.