I am. Nothing to do.
That’s why I took up the uilleann pipes. The internet’s for when I’m at work. 
Have you tried “Fark?”
Here’s some fun things to try. Pick a word or phrase and do a Google image search. Amazing things can be seen. Leave safe search on if you don’t want to be unpleasantly surprised.
A man who, IMHO, has his priorities straight!
Tired of the InterNet? I haven’t logged on in a week or more and only just now realized I haven’t.
Its a definite possibility.
The Internet is where nice people like Jerry Freeman (and beautiful people like amar) live, so no, I’m not tired of it at all.
Sometimes I just get soooooo bored…
yes. I’m going to bed. now.
yup, pretty much done here, i think.
See what a Google image search on “yawn” can reveal?
Don’t forget to include yourself among the nice and the beautiful people Cranberry. 
But…but…I don’t live in the Internet. I live in Sealand. 