What!!! It’s over already??? What am I supposed to do with this way cool tin foil hat that ad gave me now??? Wait…quick, someone insult me so I can wear it with good conscience!!!
yeah, that’s right…it’s over. you can all go home now. i wasn’t trying to start no stinking fight. a bad attempt at humor and…POW.
a long time ago a homeless person accosted me in the library because i was “looking at him funny.” i wasn’t aware i was looking at him at all. everyone was staring at us and rather than throwing more gas onto the fire by telling him he was unbalanced, i apologized, called him my bud and slowly backed away. if you’re not looking for a fight, it’s not a matter of looking like the winner. just say you’re sorry and back away.
Ok, you apologized to me and called me a friend. Then you illustrated the experience with the above story. So, basically, you think I am similar to the unbalanced homeless person. Ok. You aren’t actually going to make things better this way.
YIKES!!! I was going to say something about how your “paint of a different color” wall behind you in your avatar was so last season, but now you’ve up and changed it! Nice faerie, ad
BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Sometimes, AFDBs will be sold on places like eBay. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control.
Maybe ad was trying to control my mind with that tin foil hat she gave me. thanks for the heads up I.D…never again will I don a tin foil had that I did not construct myself
** HISTORICAL FOOTNOTE: Aluminum was originally named “alumium” by Sir Humphry Davy, who later changed it to “aluminum” (perhaps in an attempt to make it more Latinized since alumen is Latin for alum, the aluminum compound that the name is derived from). The British (and allied English speakers) shortly thereafter changed the name once more, this time to “aluminium” so that it would again match the pattern of most other elements (helium, sodium, etc.), while the North Americans eventually decided to keep the second, slightly more traditional name. I predict that North Americans will adopt the more regular “-ium” spelling by the year 2050, prompting the British to start calling it “alumininium”. At that point debate can begin on changing “platinum” to “platinium”
Well, you asked for someone to quick insult you, and so did my best to be of service. I hope that we are now done with this silly insulting business and can go back to what’s really important-- the construction of tin hats. Or alumininium hats. Or platinium hats. Or all three.
~ad
(thanks for the kind words about my faery, she’s been with me for a long time on the board, though I did give her a slight glow makeover. )