I just know there are, but…
Mrs Fool bought me a practice set of pipes for xmas.
As there is a limited return date, I put the bits together,
and tried them out.
The dog immediately bolted for the door,
trampling the cat on the way out.
The cat looked at this object in my arms,
and deciding I needed help, attacked the bag.
Anyway, after applying first aid to my hands and face,
sewing up damaged furnishings etc I wondered ..
Is there a piper who willing to meet for a couple of hours
and give/sell/show me how? We could always scare the local
hostelry patrons at my expense too.
Thanks.