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Thanks to Dale for letting me use some his policy language to get started. He da man. (The preceding should not be interpreted as an endorsement or as an indication of Dale’s proclivities.)
Lucy
(bifipple and proud)
have fun lucy! 
Is it like a recorder self-help group?
JUST KIDDING! I like recorders and congrats on your forum. You would be quite justified in getting a few jabs at whistle players in.
Good to see the moderators are on top of this development. Will there be any discipline? 5 minutes with a garklein or something?
I’m shocked. I’m touched, but I’m shocked.
Thanks, Amar (or whatever your name is who’s taken over his body) and thanks, too, Cynth. Jabs at whisters? That would only add to their superiority complex. 
Lucy
Shocked? But why??
Playing recorder gives you hairy finger-pads.
Don’t ask me how Iknow.
No diciplinary action will be taken as of yet. However, should it become necessary to administer such, I have modified the “Painful Whoopie Cushion Ordeal” tecnique… and I am confident that it will produce satisfactory results.
Bring it on, Joseph. One step closer and you’re cork grease. 
Jim, the hairy fingers are just temporary…and I kinda like it.
Lucy
How do you know I ain’t cork grease already? 