I’m off to the mailbox to see if my Frequent Poster smoking jacket has arrived.
Dale, Bloomfield, Walden: I’ll see you boys in the F.P. lounge later on. I promise not to bring any fifes (at least on my first visit).
Hey!
Congratulations, Jim.
Hip,
HURRAY!!!
Welcome to the club, Jim!!!
Smoking jacket? I didn’ t get no steenkin jacket :+{
Nor did I, Paul, but that’s because I’ve only posted whistle related stuff once. 
Oddly enough, Dale doesn’t have 1000 posts yet. So no key to the exec. FP washroom for him.
Now we’re out of order, but for the sake of doing this right:
Hip,
(Who says I’m obsessive-compulsive?)
Best wishes,
Jerry
HIP?
Congrats on your Millenium, Jim! Go ahead, bring the fife!
My Buddy: We disagree on lots but still get along in the frequent chifflers club. Congrats!
Man, Paul, you blew right past me… when did that happen? We were tied just a few months ago.
I believe the expression is, Hip, hip, Hooray!
The cheerleading squad hasn’t been making it to practice lately, and it shows.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Hey, I made it!
Well, you must have been talking when we went over the correct sequence of hips and hoorays. There’ll be a make-up practice right after the celebration. We’re going to drill this until everyone gets it right.
Best wishes,
Jerry
What color are our pom poms?
What? Now you’ve lost your pom-poms? Cranberry, what are we going to do with you?
Hey Jim - I made you a cake! I hope you like sprinkles. 
Nobody made me a cake. Y’all just made fun of my middle name!
Smoking jacket, cake …
I guess I’m just not part of the good ol’ boy network around here. Story of my life.
Hey Paul, what d’ya say we start our own frequent posters’ lounge? We could set the entrance requirement at, say, 750. That way, by the time they get to 1000 posts, they’ll already be regulars at our frequent posters’ lounge and they won’t want to switch. After awhile, we’ll have the majority, what with newbies coming in and getting up to 750. It’ll just be the old geezers in the other lounge and we’ll have the majority of frequent posters in ours. All the up and coming, happenin’ posters will be at our lounge.
Whatdya think?
Does it work now?
I’m sorry if I didn’t make you a cake. If I didn’t it was because
- I was busy (not likely)
- I forgot (not likely)
- I don’t like you at all (now, c’mon)
or - I didn’t know how to save Window’s paint as a JPEG file (THAT’S IT!)
Sorry. :roll:
It’s a beautiful cake.
I want one.