Anarchoclowns: It's True--clowns are evil

I never liked the way they looked at me . . . something creepy about it. And the way they force themselves on you! Ugh!

Here’s a > BALLOON > for you, > girlie> !

Eeeeek! A phallic dog balloon! And now I’m touching it! Eeeeek!


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Dude, I don’t want to talk to you, but if you really have to say something, how about you JUST TALK, ALREADY, eh? You’re drawing a crowd!

Plus, they pop up out of jack-in-the-boxes. Worst toy invented . . . ever.
Brrrr!

Not to be confused with Anadarko Claus…

Yes, I say it’s time for a kinder, gentler anarchy.

An anarchronism?

Why, yes, so to speak.