Y’all told me that ß isn’t a beta, but represents ss, and I wouldn’t believe it wasn’t beta. I was wrong. I am sorry about that. I ought to have taken your word more seriously.
Betcha aß you do next time.
You oughta apologize to “y’all,” not the Germans. And it looks a lot like beta. (And technically speaking it represent “sz” not “ss;” The symbol derives from an s and z written together in old German script.)
Und now you vill put your thumbß on ze table … 
djm
Ah, yeſz!
Dude!
You have to apologize again.
“Yeſz” means chronic flatulence in Urdu. 
Oh crud! Is this going to be a medical post now?
Oh, sorry! Thought you were talking about me…
I was wondering why your photo was with the definition for “Yeſz” in the Urdu dictionary.
I’ll take that as a compliment. 
It’s the photo of you with your Contabass Harmonica. 
…or is that Contrabaß Harmonica?