Pardon me, Amar, not that it is any of my business, and I hope I am not being overly presumptuous here, but aren’t you a doctor? Don’t you know that smoking cigars is inconsistent with good health? Even if you don’t inhale, there is the application of carcinogens to the tongue, gums and buccal mucosa as well as the upper reaches of the throat. And chicks don’t dig the smell, they tell me.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Roger
Leave him alone.
Thank you.
but he DID say it was a GOOD cigar. I asked him. 
If you give him a hard time about this Avatar he may go back to -that- one. No, not that one, no… no, not.. .the -ponytails- man, the horror of the ponytails!
And there’s nothing wrong with a fine cigar. It’s a far more enjoyable way to get your daily carcinogens than sitting in traffic on the so-called expressway.
–Chris
Yes, you are absolutely right, smoking cigars is not good for your health.
enjoyably puffs on cigar
You forgot to say “I’ll be beck.”
And what, may i ask, is wrong with ponytails?
On a cute, yellow-haired cartoon girl, nothing at all.
On a demon from the darkest depths of photoshop, everything.
–Chris
I hate the smell of cigars or cigarettes - but I have to point out that George Burns smoked cigars and lived to be 99.
I recall seeing George Burns on TV when he was 99.
"My doctor told me to quit smoking cigars …
(pause for effect)
He’s dead."
Best wishes,
Jerry
“Say goodnight, Gracie.”
Good night, Gracie
he’s aka “Doctor Strangelove”
Oh thank god it’s changed…
puff away, doctor-boy, you have my blessing 
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke – Rudyard Kipling, “The Betrothed” http://glenavalon.com/thebetrothed.html
Besides, a good cosmetic surgeon can replace your lip if it goes bad with a little chunk of your ear.
“All these health nuts gonna feel stupid some day, lyin’ in bed dyin’ of nothin’.” – Redd Foxx
I suppose this would make it easier to play by ear.
I’d think Amar has more to be conerned about right now than the health effects of smoking cigars… such as Cranberry’s current location.
Why is Cranberry in “Basel, Switzerland, under a certain somebody’s bed, waiting silently” anyway and what exactly does Cran plan to do with that fork (and ketchup)? 
Sara (hands Amar and Cranberry some french fries)
Amar is quite worried, yes, and keeps checking under the bed. He insists there’s nothing there but a few dust mice and a single sock, but what he doesn’t know is that Cranberry has been taking lesson from the Monsters Under the Beds, and has mastered the trick of only being there when you’re -not- looking.
–Chris