If this is buried somewhere in the 18 or so pages of the Intelligent Design thread, I apologize…
Such an alternative could be called unintelligent design.
Thank you, Paul…funny stuff… LMAO. I Want To Believe. 
His Noodly Appendage… I love it, I must have a shirt or coffee mug.
It was page 18…
still funny 2.5 days later.
The pirate thing is ingenious (earth’s temperature going up directly tied to decline in pirates). I am sure that, with time, you could “correlate” all kinds of data like that. That would be kinda fun.
There are three kinds of liars…
More importantly, you should know that 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I really gotta have the poster with FSM reaching out to touch Adam’s hand.
At Last!!! Thank you so much for showing me this incredible light! I have been lost for so long. I knew there was a reason I was overly attached to spaggetti. I just knew it! Long may his noodly appendage … umm… noodle.
Let us eat. Oh, and I am a twirler, so I will ask that those who cut or break their iconic pasta not do so in my sight. Thank you for your understanding.
Compares pretty closely to the “science” of evolution ehh? 
Yes! This mug shall be mine, because the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster loves me, this I know: