Avast! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate day! Aaarrrr!!
Find out your Pirate name: http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
My pirate name is:
Mad Harry Rackham
“Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!”
Harrr! Shipmates!
Iron Morty Bonney
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Ahaar! Guess ‘e which o’ these fine salty sea-dogs is Iron John Flint?
(Hint: it’s the shortarse. 
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Aharrr! The one on the left, matey!
My left or yours? 
Bloody Roger Bonney
AAaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!
The Fabulous Flint Brothers can sink any amount of the Bonneys.
Bye now, I’ve got to go look for one of the masts. Apparently it’s mizzen.
Be that “Long John Barter”, scourge o’ the Scunny Main? Many’s the yarn told about 'ow 'e came to be known as “Long John”, harr-haarrrr!!
Bloody Roger, you and I can take the flints, what do you say?
ARRRR!!
hahaaaaaaaaaaarrrr…we’ll put them under our eyelids and let them drown there…haarrrrrrrrrhaaaarrrrrrrr…
Iron Morgan Cash
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!
And here I thought I was M.V.H. “Walk The” Plank…
M
Iron Bess Vane
At least I’ll always have something I can run a sail up.
Bye again. I’ve got to go get a blanket for the timbers… somebody said they were shiverin’.
Dirty Mary Rackem?!?!?!!?
I SAID I bathe daily!
Be this a hoax?
M
Har-harrrr! Now that be a name fittin’ for a wench! Aarrr! That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there! Here comes Amarrrr, harrr-harrr… prepare to be boarded!!
Haaarrr - de- Aaaarrr, Mad Harry!
M
i must refrain…i must refrain…for i need not another scar..
Cap’n, might I suggest an extra ration of grog for all?
AARRR!!! Splice the Mainbrace!!
You know, I saw the subject line of this thread and I thought, hmm, it must be “talk like a pirate” day.
What a world.
By the way, have you noticed that since the Pub had a vaction there’s been a little less ARRRGuing?
Dale
http://www.venganza.org/games/index_large.htm
“Convert” a couple of people to see why I included this on this thread…