(My mother-in-law sent this to me)
A Love Story
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU…
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU…
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY… BEG FOR ME TO STOP.
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I’M FINISHED WITH YOU.
AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.
ALL MY LOVE,
THE FLU
djm
4
Gee, I was getting all … er … 'scuse me. 
djm
Jack
5
I know a lot of people with the flu, and this seems true. I hope I don’t get it.
The joke or the flu?
Tony (slow day at work)
Jack
7
Probably both, knowing me.
Denny
8
Ah Tony,
What a fine woman to have as a mother-in-law!
Good joke &
congratulations
Had my flu shot on Monday, I did. 
Also my PPD. 
And I washed my hands a lot! 
So we found a cure for “falling in love” The flu gives all the same benefits without the heartache.
Tyler
12
The stomachache goes away sooner 