A Love Story

(My mother-in-law sent this to me)

A Love Story

I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU…

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU…

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY… BEG FOR ME TO STOP.

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I’M FINISHED WITH YOU.

AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.




ALL MY LOVE,












THE FLU

Nyuk.

:boggle: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :stuck_out_tongue:

Good one!

MarkB

Gee, I was getting all … er … 'scuse me. :blush:

djm

I know a lot of people with the flu, and this seems true. I hope I don’t get it.

The joke or the flu?
Tony (slow day at work)

Probably both, knowing me.

Ah Tony,

What a fine woman to have as a mother-in-law!

Good joke &
congratulations

Had my flu shot on Monday, I did. :smiley:

Also my PPD. :slight_smile:

And I washed my hands a lot! :smiley:

So we found a cure for “falling in love” The flu gives all the same benefits without the heartache.

Yeah, just stomachache… :angry:

The stomachache goes away sooner :cry:

And costs less. :wink:

djm