A kettle that whistles. No, REALLY whistles.

Whistle
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I’ve always half-expected that technology would make me obsolete. But I figured that the technology would be in the form of, I dunno, a robot of some kind? That would be okay I guess.

But, but… having my whistling made obsolete, by a tea-kettle?! Good God.

http://www.yurisuzuki.com/musicalkettle.html

If they come up with some sort of Guinness-drinking automaton, there will be no reason for me to go to sessions at all!

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Hmmmmmm… calliope http://video.google.com/videosearch?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4RNWE_enUS306US306&q=calliope&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=oeGBSs68B837tgflyOjTCg&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4#

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Note that they’re employing the Australian position to prevent clogging. You saw it here first,folks:
https://forums.chiffandfipple.com/t/live-session-recordings-from-ctms-solstice-festival-online/76/1