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Amar,
Wieso denn âOTâ?
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sag mal az, biste echt von hamburg??
na, OT, weil es off-topic ist! oder etwa nicht?
check at home, if you can, gary, itâs quiteâŚehmmmmâŚfunny.
#1 most useful German phrase:
âEin bier, bitteâ.
âZwei bier, bitteâ is better 
Pants, indeed! 
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Amar, what the heck do you know about German? Youâre Swiss! They donât speak German in Switzerland. Oh sure, they claim to, but Iâve been there, and that ainât German!
Or did you just learn it in school like I did?
Steven
Brings my only German ethnic joke:
âTwo martinis, bitte!
â Dry?
â Nein, zwei, dummkopf!â
steven, well, german and swissâŚitâs like oxford english and american englishâŚit is similarâŚany swiss will understand a germanâŚperhaps not visaversaâŚ
Even those who speak Italian and French? 
Or Romansch, the fourth official language, but historically the first with the founding cantons.
(However kinky, your new avatar cracks me up, btw. Brings back memory of old British ads (âdrinkapintamilkadayâ) with their âPinta manâ. Is the New Age motto Drinkapintamilkagay?
Oh dear lord⌠I remember those⌠
And âgo to work on an eggâ, and the âEsso Blueâ songâŚ
Quote @ Zubvika
Or Romansch, the fourth official language, but historically the first with the founding cantons.
I thought Romansch had a slightly different status than the other three?
Sure. The others say theyâre hillbilliesâbut never up front. Legally, theyâre equal.
Now the spelling is probably all wrong but I think I speek for Jessica Simpson and Anna Nicole when I say âiche been blonde bitte schprackense langsome.â
Is that right?? I know some curse words. My sister is the one that took 4 years of German⌠I took spanish. âYo necisito una cerveza porfavorâ