Chiffboard members have very strong opinions about which flutes are better than others, and which are the best. Unfortunately these opinions are spread across hundreds, if not thousands, of threads and are difficult to compile, compare, analyze, and come to any meaningful conclusion on the basis of. As such, I humbly propose that we have a single, dedicated, pinned thread where members can come argue about which flute is best and why. Does that sound like fun? Good… prepare to blow your own flute!
The point here is to argue about flutes, preferably as subjectively as possible. If you people are unwilling to argue about flutes we could also argue about the following:
The Rolling Stones, Beatles, or Led Zeppellin
XBox, Playstation, or Nintendo
Android, iPhone, or Windows Phone
McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s
Baseball or Cricket
Gridiron Football, Football (soccer), Australian Rules Football, Gaelic Rules Football
Beer, wine, or spirits
Democracy, Socialism, Communism, or Fascism
Democrats, Republicans, or Independents
Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, or any other religion
Good call. Here’s a good discussion - if each of the families from A Game of Thrones played flute, which maker’s flute and model would each play, and why?
In retrospect, I suppose I ought to have named this thread “A Game of Flutes: The Red Wedding”
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I vote for the Pakistani table leg. Get discouraged, quit and save yourself from being sucked down this endless rabbit hole and Wonderland of Irish traditional fluting. Morpheus: “Take the black pill and you return to your old life. Take the green pill…”
Of course, we should include all flute types including the Modern Boehm Flute. Or Nose Flutes. Maybe even Skin Flutes… (see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3r23HrtTpY )
If you want to argue the politics of Lanisters v. Starks v. Targaryans, or the religion of Old Gods v. The Seven v. The Red God, I think we could allow that. As long as you stick in some flute content, and avoid discussing leeches.