I now am in possession of the definitive and authoritative and comprehensive answer to the Star Trek mystery. I’m awaiting permission to publish it and then I’ll make a special issue of the newsletter.
Hehehehehe.
Dale
I have discovered the meaning of life, the secret of eternal youth, how the universe was created, the true identities of Porridge and Cinead and what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
I will reveal my discoveries in a forthcoming newsletter, pending permission from (Y#(KLFJSD(&#F_)@TRANSMISSION TERMINATED(&#((CRYSTAL#&)(&#PEOPLE)#)&TOTAL#(#U(ANNIHILATION)()#HUMAN(((&#RACE(&(#&(@)CELINE(&&(@^$DION(&#@(*^$KESH( ^(#JIG!@$@##@
[ This Message was edited by: ChrisLaughlin on 2002-04-08 20:31 ]
Not to derail this momentous announcement, but it reminds me of a joke I heard on Prairie Home Companion this weekend.
These ministers were walking on the beach. One finds a bottle, opens it, a genie pops out, and tells the minister, “You may have a million dollars or infinite wisdom.” The minister considers his choices. He doesn’t want to look cheesy in front of his associates, so he chooses infinite wisdom. An aura of great wisdom descends upon the man and his friends look on with awe. One of them asks, “Now that you have infinite wisdom, tell us what you know.” He replies, “I should have taken the money.”
Wait, I know…Soylent Green is made of people!
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[ This Message was edited by: TonyHiggins on 2002-04-08 20:49 ]
Oy-Friggin’-VEY! Not again!?!
I always have this fantasy that at the end of the (original) Planet of the Apes, Chuck Heston sees the State of Liberty in ruins and sinks down to his knees on the beach and hammers his hands into the sand in grief and screams, “SOYLENT GREEN IS…PEOPLE!!”
Dale
Hey Dale,
I beg you to reconsider . . .
There are some things man was not meant to know.
Vinny
Cool!
On 2002-04-08 19:46, DaleWisely wrote:
I now am in possession of the definitive and authoritative and comprehensive answer to the Star Trek mystery…
Hmm… I deduce you have heard from the great bald one himself!
Dale
Your statement that an announcement about Star Trek is of ‘Earth Shaking proportions’ is about as correct as me saying that I never have any commercial intentions when posting on C&F!
Steve
[ This Message was edited by: StevePower on 2002-04-09 18:39 ]
On 2002-04-09 18:37, StevePower wrote:
Dale
Your statement that an announcement about Star Trek is of ‘Earth Shaking proportions’ is about as correct as me saying that I never have any commercial intentions when posting on C&F!Steve >
[ This Message was edited by: StevePower on 2002-04-09 18:39 ]
hehehe. good one, Steve.