http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2545794840&category=624
Chromatic porn perverts… 
Aw, be nice. The poor guy is probably confused by the Pounds/Euros conversion rate.
“SUPERB RARITY a conversation piece” - Maybe,if you’re planning to converse with the Clangers!
A modern myth (I dunno,maybe it was true)has it that an Old lady wrote a very irate letter to the B.B.C., complaining that she had DISTINCTLY heard one Clanger whistle to another “Pss Off,You Bast**d”.
Maybe I shouldn’t state such hasty judgments, considering I drooled over:
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http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2546476216
I ran “Babelfish” over the eBay page for Zubivka’s strange flute (to translate it from German to English), and since i don’t have anything better to do and it’s moderately funny, here’s what came out:
This old transverse flute, which one can play also with beautiful ivory mouthpiece is really a rarely beautiful instrument. The flute originates from a deduction of a hunter, that purchased only beautiful things. The flaps and fittings are silver or verlilbert that cannot I not say. In any case ones started it darkly and not green. Unfortunately and I must particularly stress that have the Holzkorpus a small tear. One can play the instrument however nevertheless. The tear can be however easily fired by a specialist. It is a completely beautiful instrument with as good as no customs traces. Before you offer for this article, please everything clarifies your questions, so that there are no misunderstandings or it wrong expectations has. You can do me mailen (it can however, because I much on the way am, with the answer a bischen lasts) or you can call me also gladly under [phone number edited out]. Buyer pays forwarding expenses (indicated within Germany), eBay takes over I. I offer also still different music instruments in eBay on (other articles of the salesman), look at it to you, possibly can their postage save. Much fun when offering!
This was enough to give my Holzkorpus a small tear. 
Btw, if anyone of here Holz specialists could tell me how to fire a small tear in mein Holzkorpus, I’d appreciate.
Concretely, what kind of glue, and should I compress the crack with a vise (padding the jaws, of course)?
The verlibert flaps I should be able to put a bischen back in shape however nevertheless…