Get the hips and hoorays ready…I just noticed that with only four more new users, C&F will be at 5000 users!
Any plans for a big bash at C&F Headquarters with the interns, Dale? We should at least have a party in the chat room (Alan will bring the lampshades - he has lots of them.)
Susan
Oh, I see. I thought you were going to make us all gyrate like Elvis.
No, I’m not going to make you, but I can assure you if you come to the party in the chat room, you’ll want to!
Hmmm…I thot it was gonna be a grim weight loss thread but glad its not.
I guess we could troll for a few more but don’t worry, they come everyday. Let em find us.
5000 users? That’s…
Who’s bringing the bubblewrap?
Willard McBane is bringing a Weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves.
4997 users and counting…
I’m too skinny to have hips! When growing up the other kids used me a pole for tossing hula hoops.
markB
I’m glad he’s leaving the dead chicken home this time. It’s disgusting.
Susan
**tosses a hula hoop at MarkB
Prepare my hips? I thought that was white-bread for “git yo a** ready”.
Oooo! I just happen to have some that came wrapped around my new power supply . . . big, juicy sheet of it . . . the great big bubble kind . . . mmmmmm!
I also have some small-cell kind that is lightly adhesive on the non-protuberant side. The possibilities for fun with that are endless!
I’ll bring it. Very glad to hear that I do not need to bring my hula-hoop! I’d rather celebrate by reveling in decadent sensations . . .
POP!
Poppoppoppop . . . pop. . .
Whoever joins as the 5000th user should get a free whistle or something.
Or, at least a very warm PM welcome…
I’m good with the warm PM welcome. Anywho, since bubblewrap and a live chicken are already spoken for, I guess I’ll bring a roll of toilet paper. 
And I could probably bring an empty box, and some cashews. 
what if it’s a sock puppet?
how will we know?
Ah, I remember many many moons ago…I remember I used to have a sock puppet. Those were the days. 
4998…
(and may I just say how relieved I am that the newest user “rolloftoiletpaper” was not #5000! No offense, roll, but that name… well, you understand…)
Yeah, and check out the nick. Charming. 
4999…
Yeah, but how many are like KENFU1911, who hails from the “People’s Republic of Calif.” and never ever posted? I say there’s more like 2,478.