http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/07/21/080721sh_shouts_brenner
Almost funny, but just leaves me sad at the end.
djm
Even djm rejects it! The author probably found out what her first name means in Sanskrit. Mean, mean, mean. Sugared almonds are not what I would pelt her with. Rocks would be my preference. Speaking as a vegetarian.
Well I thought it was funny. . .
Man. I’m glad I’d already swallowed my coffee. 
Oh, dear! A little angst there.
I wonder how you make sugared almonds. I could bring some to work tomorrow.