Your tube is moist and dripping. What's a whistler to do?

It's you and the button accordionist up against a fiddler and a rhythm guitarist, both stinking with booze and anger. How to fight on their level.

Getting beyond the old "spit-on-it-and-polish-it-with-your-shirttail" method.

Martha navigates you through the maze of marital messes experienced by whistle players. How to avoid the Ugly Ultimatum: "It's me or those freakin' whistles!!"