Journal of the Home Gorilla Breeding Society

of North Central Alabama

Vol 32 No. 7 Spring 1994

Special Issue: Obstacles and Impediments to

Home Gorilla Breeding

5 The Noise Problem, Part I: "Working With" Neighbors to Resolve Complaints.

12 The Noise Problem, Part II: Finding and Retaining an Attorney

25 The So-Called Odor Problem: Limits of "The Open Box of Baking Soda Solution"--a Response to Arm and Hammer.

32 Remodeling Homes to Accommodate In-home Simian Breeding Activities.

45 The Artificial Insemination Option: Viable, But Not For Sissies.

55 First Aid Kits for Home Great Ape Breeders: Get a Really Big One

69 Feeding Needs of Home-Bred Gorillas: Why You Should Already Be Having an Affair with Your Grocery's Produce Manager.

88 Housing Gorilla Families: Outdoor Pens Vs. the Spare Bedroom Option

  1. BOOK REVIEW: "The Home Gorilla Breeding Scandal: The Smelly, Noisy, Violent Mess That is Ruining America's Suburbs"

 

The Journal of the Home Gorilla Breeding Society of North Central Alabama is published quarterly by Dale Wisely Publications. Subscriptions are $120 (Educational/Institutional) and $80 (Personal). Submissions may be e-mailed to return home