
We don't make tinwhistles. We make people want more tinwhistles.
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09 December, 2002
TREASURY DEPARTMENT OUSTED
| I. THE 6HOLE
THEORY GREETING
Welcome to the new & improved Chiff & Fipple e-newsletter. As of this issue, the new name for this publication is "6Hole Theory," or more properly "Chiff & Fipple's 6Hole Theory: A 3Fish Productions, Uh, Production." Why the name change? I'll have an announcement coming on that after the first of the year, along with the details of my new economic plan. Last week it was my sad duty to accept the forced resignations of Chiff & Fipple's Department of the Treasury and our Chief Economics Advisor. In fairness, the Treasury Dept. Head's performance was hampered by the absence of a Chiff & Fipple treasury. The Chief Economics Advisor had a tough row to hoe as well because yours truly, the Undisputed King of Tinwhistle Internet Journalism, (a) dropped out of Econ 101 in college and this pretty much established my level of adult interest in the subject and (b) I don't take advice all that well. So, I don't have any plans to replace these guys. For the time being, their duties will be assumed by the 2003 Interns.
2003 Chiff & Fipple Interns: (Front, L-R) Elizabeth, Sara, Christine, Naomi, Shelby,Andrea, Mona, Christine, Sohayla; (Back, L-R) Kyle, Jaime, Lara, Kristi, Ariel, Ryan, Denise, Moneah
II. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ALLERGY SUFFERERS & CLAUSTROPHOBICS Barry Green write:
Dale:
The book, "Musical
Instruments Of The World" puts tinwhistles under the category
of aerophones. It pictures two relatives of the
tinwhistle. I have attached pictures. The first is a
side-blown nose flute (also available in end-blown).
Nose-breath is thought to have special powers by some primitive
peoples. I have tried this with a tinwhistle and I must admit,
there is a little something extra.
The second picture is of a
Japanese Shakuhachi. It is four-hole end-blown. To play
this one, you must first put a bucket over your head as shown.
I guess the player can hear the instrument better or the bucket
extends the range of this little tooter.
-Barry
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III. NOT HOLDING ZAMFIR AGAINST THESE
GUYS.
Brad Whites writes:
Hello, I would like to introduce
my website, www.pan-flute.com to the members of Chiff & Fipple.
As whistle lovers I think you are really going to enjoy my site. My
site is loaded with content; more than 18 movies, hours of music and
multi-media slideshows, histories, exotic flute presentations and
more. I hope you'll visit and would love to hear from you.
ps... I play with a wonderful set of whistles from Pat O'Riordan. Aloha & Groetjes - Brad White http://pan-flute.com Join Hawaii's & Holland's award-winning flutist, Brad White, as he leads you on an exotic musical journey. Listen to the swirling panflute and panpipe melodies, sparkling piano and lush orchestrations. Click on a rare flute and delight in its sound. Read about the myths and histories of the instruments, world resources and much, much more. This site is not only entertaining and educational but fun as well. ---------------- Aloha & Groetjes, Brad White Honolulu, Hawaii & Delft, Netherlands The sound of the panflute inspires mystery & wonder... http://pan-flute.com
IV. PLAY ON Tom L. ("Blackbeer") writes on the MessageBoard." This is just a thank you to all of you posters out there that have been a part of this little trip I have been taking for the last couple of weeks. I stopped making music about 30 years ago due in part to what my dearly departed mother called "Tom's vacation in Vietnam". Up until that time I was a performing folksinger and music was my life. That all changed in '68 and '69 when I participated in that outrage we call the Vietnam war. I found it impossible to contain my rage at our actions there and after a couple of years of protesting and ducking it out with the LA tact squad I started a life of running from that nightmare.The sea is where I ended up. A small sailboat with no one but my cat and the entire pacific ocean.
V. CD REVIEW: JAMES CONWAY'S "Mouth Box" Carol Skinner was kind enough to send me a copy of this CD and then posted this review on the message boards. I wanted to publish the entire review here because this really is an amazingly good recording, very much unique (yes, yes, I know you're not supposed to qualify the word "unique) and I want to endorse it as strongly as can. Here's the review:
One of finest of the tinwhistle websites is that of our own Brother Steve. I'd urge you to go by and look. And pay special attention to some wonderful new transcriptions by C&F veterans Peter Laban, Teri Kessler, & Steve Jones. http://www.rogermillington.com/siamsa/brosteve/tunetoc.html A related project is the Chiff & Fipple Irish
Traditional Music Forum. Both Steve's website and the
ITM forum focus on the playing of ITM on the whistle--something that I
don't do much of because I don't know much about it!
VII. NEW MAKER: MK WHISTLES BY MISHA SOMERVILLE From Scotland comes Misha Somerville, who is now making whistles. He has a fabulous and REALLY sharp website at http://www.mkmusiconline.com. It includes the COOLEST whistle pictures I've ever seen. These whistles look good. We have review whistles on the way to us as we speak. (We sent Dale Force One over to Scotland to pick them up). See future editions of 6Hole Theory for full review and details.
How excellent is this picture? From the MK Music Online website.
VIII. MAYBE THIS IS A CHINESE SCALE Our dear friend Norman Dannatt of the Clarke company writes:
Hi Dale,
Here's a funny story for
you, (funny - peculiar, not funny - ha ha).
There's a company here in England
that decided to publish an instruction book on how to play the
tinwhistle. It was aimed at children. It was to be
called "THE PENNYWHISTLE How to play the Penny Whistle
using this easy-to-follow step-by-step guide". They
needed a tinwhistle to sell together with the guide, so apparently
they went to a Chinese factory that made a pirate copy of our
Sweetone in C. However, it seems that the tinwhistle would be
too large for the bubble pack attached to the book, so the
Chinese factory must have been instructed to make the whistle 3¼
inches shorter. This they did by cutting 2 inches from the top
and 1¼ inches from the bottom of the whistle. But this meant
losing the bottom hole so they drilled it further up the
whistle. All the other holes are exactly the size and relative
position as those on the Sweetone. Now instead of being
a tinwhistle in C it has become a tinwhistle in F (sort of).
It now plays the following scale :-
F Gflat A B C D#
E (all of these notes are + or - )
The whistle, of course, now fits
the bubble pack and I found the outfits for sale in a shop near
us. This means that unwitting parents will buy these for
children as Christmas presents. And the children will play and
hear a false scale.
We are naturally furious at such a
callous thing to do.
What do you think?
Yours aye
Norman
What do I think, Norman? I think I MUST own one. It will be mine. Oh, yes, it WILL be mine.
IX. CHIFF & FIPPLE DEFCON Last week, the server which contains the Chiff & Fipple Forums had a little problem. For three days or so, Chiff & Fipple's most hardcore obsessive network was done, its members unable to communicate with each other. This led to the first use of the new Chiff & Fipple Emergency Response System. For historical/archival purposes, we are publishing this alert below. To avoid some kind of Orson Welles Martian invasion panic, we'll include special notices that this is no longer an emergency situation. ___________________________________________________________________________ NOTE: THE EMERGENCY IS OVER. THIS IS ONLY A HISTORICAL RE-ENACTMENT. ___________________________________________________________________________
FROM>>>>CHIFF & FIPPLE EMERGENCY COMMAND CENTER ___WICHITA, KS USA/////// //////////////////////QUERY REPLY ALPHA[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]BRK \\\\\\\\\////////SCANNING ID???????????ID COMPLETE\\\\\\\ID CONFIRMED__CHIFF&FIPPLSUBSCRIBER|||||||OK TO RELEASE SECURE MSG CODE "SMARTYPANTS//////PROCEEDING////MSG RELEASE PROGRAM "TUBEDROOL"//// / Hi, It's Dale of Chiff & Fipple. I'm aboard Dale Force One right now, moving from one undisclosed location to another, during this time of emergency for the Chiff & Fipple community. Several senior members of the Chiff & Fipple Message Board community are also spread out and housed in several undisclosed locations. As many of you are only now discovering, the Chiff & Fipple Message Board has been offline for a few days. This is due to a hardware failure of unknown origin (HFUO). No one has taken credit for it. Rich Lafferty, who heads up the Chiff & Fipple Message Board Maintenance Team in Canada, is, to the best of my knowledge, working around the clock to deal with this problem. By my authority, we have dispatched a team of 4 interns (Pamela, Monique, another intern named Monique, and a guy named Kyle) to Canada to assist with security and other concerns. ___________________________________________________________________________ NOTE: THE EMERGENCY IS OVER. THIS IS ONLY A HISTORICAL RE-ENACTMENT. ___________________________________________________________________________
Here's a message from Rich Lafferty, who runs the Chiff & Fipple Message Board Op Center in Canada:
In the meantime, we've set up an emergency information center via the Chiff & Fipple Emergency Response Program (C-FERP). We also have established a Back-Up Message Web Access Domain (BUMWAD) at http://www.hotboards.com/plus/plus.mirage?who=dalewisely We have no way of knowing when the board will be back up. The problem with this kind of crisis, unlike those we have faced before, is that there is no obvious end point. There is not likely to be any point at which we can all relax and say, hey, we've won--the enemy is defeated. In the meantime, we all will pull together and get through this as a community of loyal Chiff & Fipplers. Stay strong and stay in touch. Dale ////////BRK////////MSG DELIVRD/////OPTISCAN2002 CONFIRMS MSG READ BY INTENDED PARTY//////DELETE ON SERVER////[[[[[[[[[[[DELETING[[[[[[DELETING[[[[WIPED[[[[[MSG/END/BRK/ / ___________________________________________________________________________ NOTE: THE EMERGENCY IS OVER. THIS IS ONLY A HISTORICAL RE-en////BRK////////MSG DELIVRD/////OPTISCAN2002 CONFIRMS MSG READ BY INTENDED PARTY//////DELETE ON SERVER////[[[[[[[[[[[DELETING[[[[[[DELETING[[[[WIPED[[[[[MSG/
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