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09 December, 2002

 

TREASURY DEPARTMENT OUSTED

 

 

I.  THE 6HOLE THEORY GREETING

Welcome to the new & improved Chiff & Fipple e-newsletter.  As of this issue, the new name for this publication is "6Hole Theory," or more properly "Chiff & Fipple's 6Hole Theory:  A 3Fish Productions, Uh, Production."

Why the name change?  I'll have an announcement coming on that after the first of the year, along with the details of my new economic plan.

Last week it was my sad duty to accept the forced resignations of Chiff & Fipple's Department of the Treasury and our Chief Economics Advisor.  In fairness, the Treasury Dept. Head's performance was hampered by the absence of a Chiff & Fipple treasury.   The Chief Economics Advisor had a tough row to hoe as well because yours truly, the Undisputed King of Tinwhistle Internet Journalism, (a) dropped out of Econ 101 in college and this pretty much established my level of adult interest in the subject and (b) I don't take advice all that well. 

So, I don't have any plans to replace these guys.  For the time being, their duties will be assumed by the 2003 Interns.

2003 Chiff & Fipple Interns: (Front, L-R) Elizabeth, Sara, Christine, Naomi, Shelby,Andrea, Mona, Christine, Sohayla; (Back, L-R) Kyle, Jaime, Lara, Kristi, Ariel, Ryan,  Denise, Moneah

 

II. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ALLERGY SUFFERERS & CLAUSTROPHOBICS

Barry Green write:

Dale:
 
The book, "Musical Instruments Of The World" puts tinwhistles under the category of aerophones.  It pictures two relatives of the tinwhistle.  I have attached pictures.  The first is a side-blown nose flute (also available in end-blown).  Nose-breath is thought to have special powers by some primitive peoples.  I have tried this with a tinwhistle and I must admit, there is a little something extra.
 
The second picture is of a Japanese Shakuhachi.  It is four-hole end-blown.  To play this one, you must first put a bucket over your head as shown.  I guess the player can hear the instrument better or the bucket extends the range of this little tooter.
 
 
-Barry

 

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III.  NOT HOLDING ZAMFIR AGAINST THESE GUYS.
 
Brad Whites writes:
 
Hello, I would like to introduce my website, www.pan-flute.com to the members of Chiff & Fipple. As whistle lovers I think you are really going to enjoy my site. My site is loaded with content; more than 18 movies, hours of music and multi-media slideshows, histories, exotic flute presentations and more. I hope you'll visit and would love to hear from you.

ps... I play with a wonderful set of whistles from Pat O'Riordan.

Aloha & Groetjes - Brad White
http://pan-flute.com

Join Hawaii's & Holland's award-winning flutist, Brad White, as he leads you on an exotic musical journey. Listen to the swirling panflute and panpipe melodies, sparkling piano and lush orchestrations. Click on a rare flute and delight in its sound. Read about the myths and histories of the instruments, world resources and much, much more. This site is not only entertaining and educational but fun as well.
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Aloha & Groetjes,

Brad White
Honolulu, Hawaii & Delft, Netherlands
The sound of the panflute inspires mystery & wonder...
http://pan-flute.com

 

IV. PLAY ON

Tom L. ("Blackbeer") writes on the MessageBoard."

This is just a thank you to all of you posters out there that have been a part of this little trip I have been taking for the last couple of weeks. I stopped making music about 30 years ago due in part to what my dearly departed mother called "Tom's vacation in Vietnam". Up until that time I was a performing folksinger and music was my life. That all changed in '68 and '69 when I participated in that outrage we call the Vietnam war. I found it impossible to contain my rage at our actions there and after a couple of years of protesting and ducking it out with the LA tact squad I started a life of running from that nightmare.
The sea is where I ended up. A small sailboat with no one but my cat and the entire pacific ocean.


Well, that seemed to work for me in that mother nature requires rather a strong commitment from those who would wonder in her majesty. And I was allowed little time to dwell on my rage or anything else. But in the end it was only a partial remedy and not the real answer.


A couple of weeks ago I heard a song by Dick Gaughan called "Revolution." Well....what a wake up call. Passion, rage you name it--was there. I found his web site, on it I found a news group and in that news group I found this site.


I went scurrying through all my boxes of junk I have toted around with me all these years and found my dear old Guild (still tuned in a drop D) and a gaggle of whistles. Yesterday I received a treasure box from Elderly Instruments and last night I sat down with a 3 dollar Sweetone in C and every tune that popped into my head popped out of that whistle (except "Clouds" or "Both Sides Now," what ever the name of that tune is. Couldn't figure it out) I finally had to quit playing because my cheeks were so sore from smiling. I haven't smiled in a long time. I don't know what is next on the agenda though I think I see flute in the back of my mind.


You have all been a part of this happy happenstance and I just wanted to thank you.
So THANK YOU

V.  CD REVIEW: JAMES CONWAY'S "Mouth Box"

Carol Skinner was kind enough to send me a copy of this CD and then posted this review on the message boards.  I wanted to publish the entire review here because this really is an amazingly good recording, very much unique (yes, yes, I know you're not supposed to qualify the word "unique) and I want to endorse it as strongly as can.

Here's the review:

My whistle teacher here in the Chicago area, James Conway , just completed a project dear to his heart: making a CD that demonstrates the versatility of the Irish harmonica and its “blendability” with other traditional Irish instruments. The CD—with an impressive array of guest artists—is called Mouth Box, a name the late Gwen Sale gave to James because of the way he could make his harmonica sound like an accordion. (She died shortly after the CD was completed and the project is dedicated to her.) In fact, James makes his harmonicas match the other traditional instruments as well, proving the blendability of this humble instrument beyond question. At the same time, he shows the instrument’s unique abilities and its deserving place in ITM. It’s a great CD. I want to share my impressions of it here, partly just to give it some well-deserved attention. Since I’m not a harmonica player myself, though, I’m also hoping to coax out of the woodwork any harmonica players on the board who might be interested in sharing their experiences with this instrument, which, according to Brendan Power, is “very much a new kid on the block in a style dominated by the fiddle, flute, whistle and pipes….”

Each instrumental pairing on Mouth Box showcases a slightly different side of the versatile harmonica (also called a harp) and the way it can borrow from and blend with the style and conventions of the other instruments. For example, in the robust jigs ( Young Tom Ennis, Brendan Tonra’s ) with Keiran O’Hare on uilleann pipes, James mimics the pipes’ characteristic bleat with rhythmic cuts on his harp and meets O’Hare’s finger slurring with blow bends. His harp also mimics the pipes’ drone in another set of jigs ( Tatter Jack Walsh, Knights of Saint Patrick, and Cook in the Kitchen ) played with Gwen Sale on fiddle, Dennis Cahill on guitar, and Jackie Moran on bodhran (listen for the fresh sound of the Jaw’s Harp as well). And in a set of reels ( Earl’s Chair, Humours of Ballyconnell, and Flowing Bowl ), James creates an accordion-like sound by blowing from both sides of his mouth for octave richness. “I thought he forgot to list the concertina player in the credits only to find out it's all harp,” wrote Paul Davies, member of SPAH (Society for the Preservation and Advancement of the Harmonica).

But imitating other instruments, or at least picking up some stylistic conventions, is only part of the story. In a set of polkas , with nothing more than his tapping foot to accompany him, James shows the harp’s widest range, in my opinion: he becomes a whole band— complete with melody, boom-chucks, drones, and a good sense of humor—all with one diatonic harmonica in G and a block of wood to tap his foot on. In another jig set ( Humors of Ballyloughlin and Mooncoin Jig ), James picks up his bubbly whistle and turns the harmonica playing over to the incomparable Howard Levy, who leads off with a fun and bluesy introduction suggesting still more of the harmonica’s range.

In his liner notes James acknowledges that it was Chicago great Sugar Blue’s style—which to James sounded like a fiddle and accordion together—that got James “blowing Irish music on the harp,” but there’s no mistaking the traditional Irish roots of this CD. It has rhythmic bounce and swing; driving melodies “played as one” with the guest artists and enriched with the harp’s harmonic and droning possibilities; graceful, moderate ornamentation; lyrical sadness and bubbly joy. Through all the tracks, James blows a mouth-watering sound from his harps, crisp with Irish reediness yet surprisingly creamy as well. That remarkable bright sound, the satisfying couplings of the harp with other traditional instruments, and James’s virtuosity, swing, and musical bigheartedness, make Mouth Box a real treat for the ears.

CDs are available at http://www.jimmyconway.com and http://www.celticgrooves.com. For a full listing of tunes and guests, and another review, see http://celticgrooves.homestead.com/CG_Conway_James.html .


VI.  C & F MEMBERS CONTRIBUTE TO THE TRADITION

One of finest of the tinwhistle websites is that of our own Brother Steve.  I'd urge you to go by and look.  And pay special attention to some wonderful new transcriptions by C&F veterans Peter Laban, Teri Kessler, & Steve Jones.

http://www.rogermillington.com/siamsa/brosteve/tunetoc.html

A related project is the Chiff & Fipple Irish Traditional Music Forum.  Both Steve's website and the ITM forum focus on the playing of ITM on the whistle--something that I don't do much of because I don't know much about it! 

 

VII. NEW MAKER:  MK WHISTLES BY MISHA SOMERVILLE

From Scotland comes Misha Somerville, who is now making whistles.  He has a fabulous and REALLY sharp website at http://www.mkmusiconline.com.  It includes the COOLEST whistle pictures I've ever seen.

An MK whistle.

These whistles look good.  We have review whistles on the way to us as we speak.  (We sent Dale Force One over to Scotland to pick them up).  See future editions of 6Hole Theory for full review and details.

 

How excellent is this picture?  From the MK Music Online website.

 

VIII.  MAYBE THIS IS A CHINESE SCALE

Our dear friend Norman Dannatt of the Clarke company writes:

Hi Dale,
 
Here's a funny story for you,  (funny - peculiar,  not funny - ha ha).
 
There's a company here in England that decided to publish an instruction book on how to play the tinwhistle.  It was aimed at children.  It was to be called "THE PENNYWHISTLE  How to play the Penny Whistle using this easy-to-follow step-by-step guide".  They needed a tinwhistle to sell together with the guide, so apparently they went to a Chinese factory that made a pirate copy of our Sweetone in C.  However, it seems that the tinwhistle would be too large for the bubble pack attached to the book, so the Chinese factory must have been instructed to make the whistle 3¼ inches shorter.  This they did by cutting 2 inches from the top and 1¼ inches from the bottom of the whistle.  But this meant losing the bottom hole so they drilled it further up the whistle.  All the other holes are exactly the size and relative position as those on the Sweetone.   Now instead of being a tinwhistle in C it has become a tinwhistle in F (sort of).  It now plays the following scale :-
 
  F Gflat A B C D# E   (all of these notes are + or - ) 
 
The whistle, of course, now fits the bubble pack and I found the outfits for sale in a shop near us.  This means that unwitting parents will buy these for children as Christmas presents.  And the children will play and hear a false scale.
 
We are naturally furious at such a callous thing to do.  
 
What do you think?
 
Yours aye
 
Norman

 

 

What do I think, Norman?  I think I MUST own one. It will be mine.  Oh, yes, it WILL be mine.

 

IX. CHIFF & FIPPLE DEFCON

Last week, the server which contains the Chiff & Fipple Forums had a little problem.  For three days or so, Chiff & Fipple's most hardcore obsessive network was done, its members unable to communicate with each other.  This led to the first use of the new Chiff & Fipple Emergency Response System.  For historical/archival purposes, we are publishing this alert below.  To avoid some kind of Orson Welles Martian invasion panic, we'll include special notices that this is no longer an emergency situation.

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NOTE:  THE EMERGENCY IS OVER.  THIS IS ONLY A HISTORICAL RE-ENACTMENT.

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Hi,

It's Dale of Chiff & Fipple. I'm aboard Dale Force One right now, moving from one undisclosed location to another, during this time of emergency for the Chiff & Fipple community. Several senior members of the Chiff & Fipple Message Board community are also spread out and housed in several undisclosed locations. As many of you are only now discovering, the Chiff & Fipple Message Board has been offline for a few days. This is due to a hardware failure of unknown origin (HFUO). No one has taken credit for it. Rich Lafferty, who heads up the Chiff & Fipple Message Board Maintenance Team in Canada, is, to the best of my knowledge, working around the clock to deal with this problem. By my authority, we have dispatched a team of 4 interns (Pamela, Monique, another intern named Monique, and a guy named Kyle) to Canada to assist with security and other concerns.

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Here's a message from Rich Lafferty, who runs the Chiff & Fipple Message Board Op Center in Canada:

Good morning!

There's been a hardware failure on rinzai, the machine that handles

the chiff & fipple message board.  I'm not sure exactly what has failed

(symptom for the curious: push power button, ATX power supply powers

up and immediately powers off), so I'm going to move the services on

rinzai to other machines.  (This will take awhile, but hopefully the board will be back up tonight.)

My apologies for the inconvenience.

Ite, missa est,

-Rich

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In the meantime, we've set up an emergency information center via the Chiff & Fipple Emergency Response Program (C-FERP). We also have established a Back-Up Message Web Access Domain (BUMWAD) at

http://www.hotboards.com/plus/plus.mirage?who=dalewisely

We have no way of knowing when the board will be back up. The problem with this kind of crisis, unlike those we have faced before, is that there is no obvious end point. There is not likely to be any point at which we can all relax and say, hey, we've won--the enemy is defeated. In the meantime, we all will pull together and get through this as a community of loyal Chiff & Fipplers.

Stay strong and stay in touch.

Dale

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